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If Ye Never Had a Shuck Ye'd Droon!

In Scotland this is pronounced "If ye never Had a Shuck Ye'd Droon" but to the rest of the English speaking world would be pronounced as "If You Never Had a Shuck You Would Drown!" This means that if you didn't have an Arse Crack you would drown in your own Sweat. This emplies that the Arse Crack is some sort of Drainage system for sweat to seep away and without it there would be a build up of sweat which would eventually drown the Sufferer.
Kathy: Oh Betty the sweat's lashin' out of me!
Betty: Aye...If Ye Never Had a Shuck Ye'd Droon!
by Magnesium Sulphate April 19, 2006
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drooler

1. Someone that asks stupid simple questions on a forum that everyone and their dog has already asked because they are too fucking lazy to search or open their damn eyes.

2. Someone that drools.
by Anonymous March 25, 2003
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drool material

A slang term used to describe someone who is very attractive, and has a collection of their pictures... which causes a person to metaphorically drool.
Lee you are sooo totally my drool material! I could stare at you all day!
by Dobby101 September 23, 2006
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Droolbag

A slang word for someone Retarded.
Jeff: Dude, Jennifer keeps coming to our table at lunch...
Matt: I knooowww.
Jeff: Keep that droolbag at the SpEd table.
Matt: Cooool it. (With backhand raised)
Jeff: and kyles gay.
by FLAMER143 October 4, 2010
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droomy

It was raining, and it was really droomy outside.
by Hortense Funkinwagner February 14, 2012
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pussy drool

The leakage of post coitus sperm from the bottom of a womans vagina. (hint: if you turn your head it looks like drool out of an old drunks mouth.)
Bitch don't pussy drool on my new KMart sheets
by Rightous Willy January 31, 2004
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Droops

A word used to describe a really ugly and bratty girl with a droopy face. The person is usualy someone who thinks they are pretty but are not.
Person 1: "Look, it's Rachel Fastow bitch whore stuckup."
Person 2: "Yeah she's got major Droops!"
by mhmm;) May 12, 2011
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