dickpicgram

1. (n) a photograph of, more often than not, male genitalia via direct message over social media sites such as Instagram.

DarnellAMG55 just sent me a dickpicgram but I am still at church.
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by MuKangaroo March 29, 2016

Dickpictation

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noun

a strong belief that a penis is larger, due to previously seen photo. Ex. Cathy's high dickpictations were unrealistic.

"Girl he must've photo shopped that shit, cuz he definitely did not match my dickpictations."

by Superflygoldchain January 11, 2017

Dickpic

The electronic transfer of your genitals to another persons cellular device.

This girl I am talking to is pretty religious, but what the hell... I'm just gonna dickpic her anyways.

Dude, why did you dickpic my grandma?

She kept sending me all these smiley faces, so I took it as a sign to just go ahead and dicpic her.

by Nasty Ned March 20, 2012

dickpic

A nickname for someone stupid enough to be tricked into sending a picture of their dick to another guys phone.

Text messaging:

Guy 1: hey its melony, can i see a picture of your dick

Guy 2: um sure (sends the picture)

Later:

Guy 1: YOUR SUCH A RETARD NOW THE WHOLE SCHOOL KNOWS HOW TINY UR DICK IS! THE WHOLE SCHOOLS GUNNA CALL U DICKPIC NOW

Guy 2: what happened to melony?

by Fattyblunts392 September 14, 2009

dickpicker

n. specifically, a man who has ticks on his penis, but can be any man who has questionable or dirty genitals.

Shutup, you fucking dickpicker! Like hell you were with my mother last night.

by jekkle June 22, 2006

America's Dickpick

A U.S. President who is cruel, crude, dishonest, disrespectful, and insensitive, in other words, a total dick.

Here comes another asinine tweet from America's Dickpick, Donald Trump.

by Pav Lago March 22, 2017

dickpick

(n) A 10-15 min song on a jukebox you play next for the extra credit cost not because you want to hear it but because you want the rest of the bar to be punished for having you listen to the latest pop song 3 times in a row. (v) The act of playing the long song at a packed bar and leaving as the song is being played.

If I hear that song one more time I am going to dickpick "In A Gadda Da Vida" and head to the next bar.

by Dr. Deanus R. March 21, 2013