presidential decision

Fixing something is a cheap way. in other words nigger rigging something.

My headlight went out on my car so I made a presidential decision and taped a flashlight to it.

by Bigphil76 October 18, 2009

Bad Decision Thursday

A Thursday night of bad decisions resulting in a mild to moderate hangover at work on Friday. At work on Friday, your co-workers will notice your breakfast of greasy foods, particularly sausage links. If you don't have to work, but have an early Friday morning flight and haven't packed and try to say "no" to participating in Bad Decision Thursday, it is of utmost importance that your friends tell you to get your ass out and you can sleep on the plane. Bad Decision Thursday involves a Friday morning sacrifice. Meaning you have to adult, but it's difficult because you made Bad Decisions... on Thursday night. Just say "yes."

"Put your pants on and get to the bar, it's Bad Decision Thursday, Bitches!"

by Maida S January 17, 2019

Shortwave Division

A lack of talent, particularly in the musical arena.

Music that's both hateful and forgettable belongs in the category Shortwave Division, which refers to the mental capacity and shortage of talent evident in songs thus labeled.

by Boomerangia October 27, 2022

decisions

what you aren't good at.

"Have you made a choice?"
"I'm going to follow my dream as an exotic dancer."
"Decisions."

by thoumother.com November 24, 2018

division symbol

when one ball hangs to the left and one ball hangs to the right and is particularly visible on the front of very tight pants stereotypically on metro boys.

'Hey man your jeans are kinda tight you've got a division symbol happening.

by timtamums June 22, 2010

delision

A state of delicious delusion, instigated by the sudden intake of too much food of superb taste.

After eating a ton of tantalising turbaconducken with succulent sausage stuffing, immaculate mashed potatoes, beautiful buttery biscuits, and the elbow of an elf, I was in a state of delision.

by ialmostthewholepost October 16, 2013

Division

If Satan and the Lord are divided against themselves their kingdoms cannot stand and are coming to an end.

Division by zero. Division of a family. Division squadron.

How can Satan and the Lord cast out Satan and the Lord? Surely if the Lord and Satan cast themselves out their kingdoms cannot stand and are coming to an end. In this case it is a dead heat draw and tie in which, again, Nobody is the clear winner. Nobody wins again.

by NotTheIdentityThief July 16, 2018