Dechelsified

The act of getting rid of a crazy ex-girlfriend.

1)My life has been wonderful ever since it has be dechelsified.

2) "Man your bitch is crazy, you need to dechelsify"

by Nicoalxx September 9, 2010

Defhead

A fan of DEFTONES...A mostly honorable nickname actually!

Evan: What is the best band; Incubus or Deftones huhh?

Jones: How dare you mention the mighty Def´ in the same sentence as that lamecore popfunk band of wankster?

Evan: You are such a Defhead...

Jones: Hellll Yeahhhhhhhhhh! I´m buying the next round!

Evan: ....*sigh*....

by Tankred February 23, 2011

detective douche

Detective Douche (or just Douche) is how Lucifer Morningstar calls Dan Espinoza

Lucifer: "Detective Douche, I-"
Dan: "Dan. My name is Dan. Or detective Espinoza"

by raytoroshoe January 11, 2017

detention

It's not good at all. Some detentions can vary depending on what you did. For example if you told the principle to go to hell that is a full day. If you simply had your phone out in class then its a lunch detention. Full day detention are way worse. 2 restroom breaks, not allowed to go to the cafeteria to get your lunch ( the teachers get it for you) and your teachers send ALL the work you have to do down to detention in my school. Worst of all if you don't get it done, congraluations you just got 2 to 3 hours of homework. After school detentions are the worst. You are held in school after everyone has left. Ive only got lunch detentions. its where you get your lunch then go to detention.

To basically sum it all up if you want to be with your friends, go home, or not have a whole ton of homework dont get a detention.

by One little hellian September 26, 2017

detention

a place 99.9999999% (students) the population hates, and 0.0000001% (teachers) like.

I got detention for saying yes.

by oqierualskhdfjnmcasdf December 18, 2018

detective silk milk

the full name is professional self promo detective silk milk, she detects any self promo and will shut it down ON SIGHT! she is highly educated in memes and can understand literally any reference because she’s just smart like that.Shes also the nicest and funniest person you will ever meet and if you don’t agree, you belong to da STREETS and that’s on that luv.

person 1: omg this person sent me the funniest memes they’re so sweet
person 2: that’s definitely detective silk milk

by igot.s.t.d.s December 27, 2019

Detective Danti

The best detective in the world, capable of solving any crime.

Hey did you hear? Detective Danti solved who found the cookie in the cookie jar.

by Best Detective November 10, 2020