DEFECATION TRIAL

(n.) The trial that accompanies a civil lawsuit wherein the plaintiff alleges the defendant moved their bowels in the plaintiff's bed.

see: "dropped a grumpy"

"Did you hear the verdict in the Depp v. Heard defecation trial?"

by Girth Brooks 07 June 3, 2022

Deflection

When the mayor of a town calls the media chickens for releasing footage of the same towns finest police officers being chickens and allowing kids to die.

That mayor calling other people chickens rather than the police officers on camera being chickens is the best example of deflection I have ever seen.

by Iseekells July 13, 2022

Deflection

When a MAGAt Republican has no evidence to back up their claim, so they resort to “Hunter Biden’s laptop” or “Hillary’s emails” or anything to tap dance around the question.

Republictard: “Democrats stoled the election”.

Democrats: “Do you have any evidence of the election being stolen?”

Republicans: “UH…. UH…..HUNTER BIDEN’s LAPTOP”

Democrats: “Ah yes. The old deflection tactic”.

by Deflection June 10, 2023

Defecation of Character

When someone is talking shit about you.

I thought my ex and I parted on good terms and were still friends; but she was caught in the act by other friends of ours who knew almost everything about us and confronted her for lying about me to make me look bad while committing defecation of character.

by Smart as... April 25, 2024

Deflating the Balloon

To let out a lot of gas with a fart, relieving pressure in your gut or also to fart, making a noise similar to a rapidly deflating balloon.

Ah man I just love when I deflate the balloon, it always feels so good to deflate a bit.
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I just heard someone deflating the balloon, I don't want to go near them.

by theStarOfFaith May 27, 2024

Debloation

its when you dont want to blow someone, or something

I dont want to debloation you tonight. I debloated the ballons last night I don't want to do it again.

by Valerie Malicka January 9, 2025

Defecational

Impossible to like. Common examples of defecational things are nails against a chalkboard, the kars for kids commercial, and tattle tales.

Person 1: Have you heard the guy from Creed’s voice?

Person 2: Ugh, yes. It’s so defecational.

by D. G. Richardson December 26, 2025