definition depression

The feeling you get when your Urban Dictionary definition doesn't get published. This is caused by a bunch of faggots called editors who refuse to publish.

Person 1: Hey.
Person 2: I'm sad.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: I've got the definition depression.
Person 1: Oh. I hate those damn editors, too.

by AFuckingMotherFucker January 2, 2012

Low-poly depression

The sad, nostalgic feeling you get when you look at a childhood game and remember a point in life where you simply felt happy, knowing nothing will make you feel that way ever again.

Person 1: I miss when I used to play game as a kid. It just doesn't feel the same nowadays.
Person 2: Yeah, low-poly depression is a bitch.

by blairswag June 11, 2021

Post Lord of the Rings Depression

Being in a depressed state of mind after the Lord of the Rings film(s) end and you have to return to your own sh*t, boring life.

Guy: There's only one thing wrong with The Lord of the Rings; when it ends.

Guy 1: I watched lotr yesterday
Guy 2: Did you get post lord of the rings depression?
Guy 1: As always

by Branwell Jäger November 27, 2013

dick depression

Being emotionally conflicted because of the lack of dick or sexual activity, can affect social and academic life.

I didnt bother doing my homework last night because of my dick depression.

by Sandy squarepants October 3, 2017

depression

A feeling which makes you think there is no hope, no way to survive, and no point in carrying on this charade you calla a life. A feeling which is so emotionaly pressing, you feel as if you're going to explode with tears.

If you cry every night, but have no reason to cry, you may be suffering from clinical depression.

by Brianna March 9, 2004

Post-coital depression

The depression sometimes felt after sexual intercourse or masturbation.

Jonathan suffered from post-coital depression this morning after cumming his balls, brains and spinal fluids out last night in an orgy of procrasturbation.

After losing her virginity in an orgasm filled, yet loveless bangathon in her dorm room last night, Dafny felt a mixture regret, post-coital depression and vaginal soreness.

News that his baby tank was pregnant again with more fuck product only deepened Harry's weeks long post-coital depression.

by AYYFRON October 19, 2009

Post-Party Depression

The feeling you have after a big party you had been anticipating is over.

On sunday, I was experiencing post-party depression. After planning the big celebration for a month, I was sad when it was over.

by emily mitchell-marell December 30, 2007