Otherwise known as an uncircumcised penis, a "meat dress" is the foreskin on one's penis that has yet to be removed.
So I was hooking up with this Jew-boy and was incredibly relieved to find his lack of a meat dress. Thank God for stereotypes.
by MeatDressKilla January 12, 2014
A dress (or other garment) with a zipper, buttons, or other closures in back that is impossible or nearly impossible for the wearer to remove by herself.
The wearer, without the help of another person, is "locked in" the dress.
The wearer, without the help of another person, is "locked in" the dress.
This dress has buttons all down the back that must all be open to get it on or off; it is therefore a lockup dress.
I can't reach the zipper on the back of this lockup dress.
This jumper is a lockup dress also locks the blouse on your body. Even if the blouse does not have any zipper or buttons in back, the jumper goes on top and must be removed first before the blouse.
I can't reach the zipper on the back of this lockup dress.
This jumper is a lockup dress also locks the blouse on your body. Even if the blouse does not have any zipper or buttons in back, the jumper goes on top and must be removed first before the blouse.
by bedd time September 15, 2010
by A_Certain_Fanfic_Reader April 25, 2009
example 1:
a: How did your date go last night?
b: Ah it didn't start too well, I was late so I had to window dress on the way!
example 2:
a: He always has to window dress when we are out, its so embarrassing...
b: One time he did it through someones car door - without noticing the people sitting inside!
a: How did your date go last night?
b: Ah it didn't start too well, I was late so I had to window dress on the way!
example 2:
a: He always has to window dress when we are out, its so embarrassing...
b: One time he did it through someones car door - without noticing the people sitting inside!
by Mikey_C October 16, 2008
When a man emmits his semen on a girls face after sexual intercourse then licks it off her face while they continue intercourse/kissing!
by yorolandabith May 03, 2011
a sexy dress, that every woman has, which shows off her goodies; it's worn to attrach guys (while making her own guy jealous). Also known as a Fuckum dress. This was thought of by Martin Lawrence, not Beyonce.
"...you go in the room and put on your fuckum dress. You be like fuckum girl, fuckum. Fuckum girl, fuckum. Fuckum girl, fuckum." -Martin Lawrence(You So Crazy)
by meetdani January 19, 2014
Destro was so bored he downloaded some pornos and started beating himself silly.
It wasn't until it was time to drizzle the dressing that his mother came in and caught him in the act.
Destro drizzled the dressing in front of his mumma!
It wasn't until it was time to drizzle the dressing that his mother came in and caught him in the act.
Destro drizzled the dressing in front of his mumma!
by destro April 29, 2004