Colon Tickle

Verb- The action of inserting the penis into the anus for the first time, invoking mostly pain, horror and complete shock. Possibly followed by pleasure. Possibly not.

Other definitions include...

"Maiden Voyage on the Chocolate Train to Khe Sanh"

"Just the tip, for boys"

"Backdoor Pony Express"

"Hey, did you hear that Vin Diesel wanted to Colon Tickle Clay Aiken?"
"No way! He doesn't seem like his type at all!"

by Boooose February 26, 2010

clone call

When you call your machine to leave yourself a message to assure you won't forget something.

Clone Calling: the act of making a clone call.

Kathy; Hey, don't forget that we have tickets to the Styx Concert on the 29th!

Wendy: I don't have my calender, let me make a clone call.

by Almalphia September 27, 2010

Cloning the Woolly Mammoth

Sex act where a hairy males back is shaved then the shavings are taken and placed into a condom which the male wears during sex. After he ejaculates into the condom the mixture is poured on his partners back.

Brenda shaved my back and then I wound up cloning the woolly mammoth all over her back.

by EL TIMMAH January 5, 2012

clonkle

onomatopoeic term for when a golf ball sits in low but loose rough. the ball is playable - but just.

my ball was clonkled in the grass.

by nebiru100 December 2, 2011

Colon baby

When one takes such a massive dump that all the crap, along with air, leaves with such force that it creates a super vacuum. This results in the colon and/or other organs being shat out, or "given birth" to.

"Oh my god, call 911, I just had a colon baby."

by megustaYOURFACE September 18, 2012

Colon burger

Deep meaty fart, coming from the depths of your colon. Typically foul smelling and hearty.

Shannon walked over and dropped a real colon burger, stunk up the whole area.

by slick slappy January 12, 2015

Clonkside

A term for a "know it all" or "smarty pants". Someone who thinks they are smart but haven't got a clue, hence the name clonkside, slightly resembling something scientific, but actually being complete nonsense.

Contrary to what he believes, he is simply a clonkside.

by Dogaron December 27, 2017