One who dislikes change and therefore progress. If any country, especially the United States, was governed by conservatives from the start, we'd all either be Nazis, dead, or back in the Dark Ages. Often marked by ati-humanitarian, selfish causes such as triumphing businesses over people, promoting Christian prayer in every situation, keeping hate alive by promoting war, and keeping deserving people out of one's country. The conservative has troubles thinking for his/herself, and follows whatever he/she is told. Conservatives have statistically been noted to be the least educated members of a populace.
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Most popular major at Prager University. The fact that only Benis Drager teaches them while liberal arts are in every university is proof that society is biased towards libtards.
Hello kids for Conservative Arts 101 at Prager University we will be reading chapter 1 of "Urine and Feces, yes Urine and Feces"
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Get the Conservative Arts mug.Did you listen to Sean Hannity yesterday? He's a stupid conservative. See also, Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage, Ann Coulter, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Bill Frist, Dick Armey, Trent Lott, Tom Delay.
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Get the stupid conservative mug.N. An oxymoron. A political party in Canada. Created in the 1830s, formed the first government of Canada under the name Liberal Conservatives (another oxymoron), changed their name to Conservatives and then merged with the Progressive Party to become the Progressive Conservatives. After the Mulrooney government they became very unpopular.
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Get the Progressive Conservative mug.1. Formerly, one who favors the conservation of traditional views and values. (This definition is now archaic used only in reference to individuals who lived before 1960)
2. A wealthy person who exploits the fears and predjudices of ignorant and uneducated individuals in order to further his own economic, social, and political interests (see 'economic conservative').
3. An ignorant and uneducated person so manipulated (see 'social conservative').
2. A wealthy person who exploits the fears and predjudices of ignorant and uneducated individuals in order to further his own economic, social, and political interests (see 'economic conservative').
3. An ignorant and uneducated person so manipulated (see 'social conservative').
Even though granddaddy made it through the depression working for the WPA and daddy went to college on the GI bill, I always vote conservative because liberals want just want to take my tax money and use it to give handouts to the coloreds.
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Get the conservative mug.Someone who usually holds "Christian" values but says and does the most un-christian things. One who thinks that the poor are poor because they are lazy and that the rich earned their success. One who fails to adapt to the present day. The type of person who hates Mexicans with a fiery passion and thinks all brown-skinned Hispanics are Mexicans. They type of person who is against same-sex marriage because it's not "traditional marriage" and denies any arguement against it. One who simply denies any arguement and labels the other person as a "dirty liberal." One who is in adoration of the 9/11 heroes but denies them benefits for what they did. A person who usually labels themselves as "pro-life" but supports war and doesn't want health care that everyone can afford. Usually borderline racist or very racist.
Conservative Motto: Never explain, Never apologize.
Conservative Motto: Never explain, Never apologize.
Bob: Hey! You're a dirty liberal!
Jim: Dirty? Why?
Bob: Because you stand for everything America isn't!
Jim: Isn't it "American" to help other people and ask for rights?
Bob: Well, um...well...uhhhhhhhhhh....
Jim: It appears you have lost this arguem-
Bob: SHUT UP! YOU DIRTY, STINKING LIBERAL!
Jim: Cutting me off and name-calling....Well well, aren't you mature? I thought Conservatives were mature?
Bob: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
(Pouts and stomps feet on ground)
Jim: Okay, when you're mature enough to carry on a conversation without name calling or cutting me off, come talk to me again.
Jim: Dirty? Why?
Bob: Because you stand for everything America isn't!
Jim: Isn't it "American" to help other people and ask for rights?
Bob: Well, um...well...uhhhhhhhhhh....
Jim: It appears you have lost this arguem-
Bob: SHUT UP! YOU DIRTY, STINKING LIBERAL!
Jim: Cutting me off and name-calling....Well well, aren't you mature? I thought Conservatives were mature?
Bob: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
(Pouts and stomps feet on ground)
Jim: Okay, when you're mature enough to carry on a conversation without name calling or cutting me off, come talk to me again.
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