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beefy crunch box

An extremely girthy female's fatter than normal vagina, similar to 2 roast beef sandwiches fighting over the horsey sauce.
Jaquin went to the doctor because Regina's beefy crunch box left his dick toe up from the flo up.
by SEBLDR11 November 19, 2015
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Kale Cruncher

I can't date John any more. He is a total Kale Cruncher, I can't live without meat!
by Harriet M. July 28, 2017
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by WhenTheImooster September 9, 2021
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Cruce lips

Crucified lips for people who don’t know how to apply chapstick. Dad must also make boards for living
Cole has some cruce lips
by Dave fowler December 16, 2019
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parent's television council

A conservative organization that monitors the content of television shows in order to determine which ones are okay to let their children watch. While many complain that they are trying to infringe upon free speech, they are actually performing a very valuable service. You can figure out how good any given show is by how low they rate it.
I learned that 'Family Guy' is a really good show based on the very low rating that the parent's television council gave it.
by rustyshackleford August 15, 2007
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Cruncle

WTF! I now have a cruncle due to my redneck cousin Bubba marring my aunt Betty
by wowza! November 13, 2014
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Captain Crunch Carpet

When the carpet by the side of your bed gets hard from all the jizz you ejaculate and later get rid of by smearing it on the side of the carpet. Later that morning when you step on the dry jizz it makes that CRUNCH noise.
by Stubs714 December 14, 2009
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