cripple

usually a derogatory term for one who is disabled

"god damn bunch of cripples"

by arkah01 April 18, 2006

crippled

being so high that you can not feel your legs or other partsof your body

The other day we ripped the bong so hard we were fuckin crippled

by Tommy Lyons March 31, 2007

crippled

the feeling in ones body after a night of intense and repetitive sex after refraining from sexual encounters for a period of time.

whatever, I'm glad my girlfriend turned out to be a lesbian because last night I got crippled by this bartender with Lisa Loeb glasses. *high fives*

by bobby cocks January 24, 2011

crippled midget

Failure to launch due to excess libation or similar substance indulgence. ie.. YOU CAN'T GET IT UP AT THE MOMENT OF TRUTH because you partied too much and too long!

Turns out VannieK was a crippled midget that night. Even Though he slamed a few redlines, his previous imbibe precluded his playing Peter North.

by Swoop DeVille June 11, 2006

cripplephiliac

Someone who gets sexually aroused at the thought of being crippled, or of someone else who is crippled.

"Audigy gets aroused by the thought of being confined to a wheelchair."

by Dr. Freud March 31, 2004

crippled

Being extremely drunk or high.

I'm getting crippled tonight!

by r-word April 2, 2009

hipple cripple

A hypocrite that is disabled in some way. May it be physically or mentally.

Really? You said you'd never make another word on urban dictionary, let alone another variant of cripple.
You're such a hipple cripple.
No, don't post that. STOP.

by Boe Jiden the 3rd February 17, 2017