A child or infant who is the bane of childfree people everywhere.
Refers to loud, smarmy, asshole brats named 'Connor', 'Porter', and 'Brittany' who have usually been birthed by clueless, dipshit parents.
Refers to loud, smarmy, asshole brats named 'Connor', 'Porter', and 'Brittany' who have usually been birthed by clueless, dipshit parents.
"Beth took advantage of her company's maternity leave absence by squeezing out yet another crotch dropping"
by Flaza May 13, 2006
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Guy 1: "Was that a squirrel on that guys sweatpants?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, its reaching for his nuts! It's one of the new crotchgear designs"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, its reaching for his nuts! It's one of the new crotchgear designs"
by drewreeper November 28, 2011
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When an author gets revenge on someone they hate by inserting them into a book and making them a horrible person.
Named after Michael Crichton, who put one of his critics into his next book and made him into a baby rapist with a small penis.
In Crichton's defense, the critic was a toolbag.
Named after Michael Crichton, who put one of his critics into his next book and made him into a baby rapist with a small penis.
In Crichton's defense, the critic was a toolbag.
Laura: Hi, remember me? You used to mock me back in Junior High.
Gwen: Yeah, so what?
Laura: I published a book and decided to feature you as a character. You have a mustache, saggy tits, and you're romantically interested in sheep.
Gwen: Aw, shit!
Laura: You've been Michael Crichton'd, bitch!
Gwen: Yeah, so what?
Laura: I published a book and decided to feature you as a character. You have a mustache, saggy tits, and you're romantically interested in sheep.
Gwen: Aw, shit!
Laura: You've been Michael Crichton'd, bitch!
by Slartibartfast11 January 2, 2010
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Get the Crotch Portal mug.The warm sensation of a bag of tacos and burritos in your lap, usually experienced by the front seat passenger in a car, after leaving the drive-through of a fast food taco restaurant.
by JSicks November 5, 2010
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Why do some parents insist on bringing their screaming crotch trophy with them to five-star restaurants? I have three small kids and have the social decency to get a babysitter when going someplace nice. Kids are cute, but come on! This isn't Burger King!
by efie30 January 2, 2009
Get the crotch trophy mug.A man who puts a tube sock over his unit while he whacks off. This speeds up the cleaning process after you are done.
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