Crank

Syringe. A syringe is often refered to as a crank

That's one dull crank.

by Pokendeye June 11, 2006

crank

Fairly self explanitary: someone who does something fairly stupid.

(Somebody does something stupid like drop something or just make an idiotic comment)

Reply: You crank...

by Mink [www.evelyn-music.info] June 11, 2006

crank

using your fist to masturbate in a violent fashion, hitting your genitals hard.

"I had the biggest crank last night."

by cooldude June 11, 2006

crank

greattttttttt book, but this shit gets you fucked up! makes you feel insane, but its very very cheap low grade meth, brings out your real personality.

sally: jeeze im a cranked up on crank
greg: no you is not gurl that shit is cheap
sally: i can't even eat or sleep!
greg: boo, that shit is not even on ma level.

by haleyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy January 17, 2008

crank

Verb. To climb viciously hard. Often said of someone who climbs powerful routes at high volume.

Lisa Rands climbed six V7's today; she cranks!

by jrw June 11, 2006

crank

cool, hotness, dead sexy

Did you see amanda's shirt today?! that shit was crank, off the sheezy for heezy

by alyssa June 11, 2006

Crank Christening

The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.

Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?

by Burnt Juice March 30, 2012