Coloma

A shit-hole of a town located in southwestern Michigan. Not known at all to most people, but if you mention the nearby city of Benton Harbor, they will recognize the riots of 2003. With poor education starting in elementary where the teachers have been falling ill with cancerous diseases and everyone wondering "why??" the average student who graduates from Coloma ends up staying there for the rest of their lives, and "wishes they had gotten out when they could." Also, the locals are getting bought out by FIPS. Good luck trying to get a house anywhere near the lakes, they are bought already.

Lastly, when the water tower got painted or "vandalized" in 2007, it looked a lot better than it did before, and now.

I have a Coloma ejumication.

Wow this place is a dump, what's it called? oh, Coloma eh?

by Moses Nile March 26, 2009

Colombian Sauna

The way a car smells and feels after someone has smoked a considerable amount of marijuana inside of it, of course, with the windows rolled up.

Sam: Its so hot and smokey in your car man!

John: Yeah its like a Colombian Sauna.

Sam: Thats my favorite kind of sauna. ;)

by SassySam July 13, 2012

Colombian neck-tie

Slitting a man's throat and pulling his tongue out through the hole; Invented by Colombian Drug lord Pablo Escobar

Yo did you see that guy's toung comming out through his slit throat? that shit called the Colombian neck-tie

by AC December 23, 2003

Coulomb

(Coo-lom)
A mild insult used for someone who is often stupid, foolish and generally idiotic.

A- "Callum fell down the stairs again."
B- "God, he is such a coulomb."

A- "Shut up."
B- "You shut up, you coulomb!"

by Olivia93x January 30, 2009

Colombian Chronic

A type of stress (marijuana leaf, no bud) which is laced in cocaine.

hey joe! pass that colombian chronic over here man!

by Yamma-San March 24, 2003

[colombian-american girl]

Girls who are colombian but know english.
they tend to talk with spanish accents and pronounce words differently. they wear bright colors, skinny jeans, and ballet flats or sneakers. big hoops, and hair that you can push back.... often considered sexy,if you could work it well. yet if they over do it , can be taken as tacky.

colombian-american girl:dont drawp tha bawl or imma get'chu. sin mentirle.

Maria:like-uh did juu see dat beeeaach. she's such an idiot. que pereza. im so fawking tie-ahd of hur! what a puta.

by omiqod your faceeeeee February 22, 2009

Colombini

Someone so hot EVERYBODY is attracted to them

Peter Colombini is really sexy.
Peter

by Peter Frankenstein February 4, 2010