Couric

Unit of measurement equal to 2.5 pounds of excrement. Must be verified by the European Fecal Standards and Measurement board located in Zurich.

Dude I just took a crap that weighed at least 4 courics.

by Lopier October 28, 2007

courier

this newspaper that's obssesed with foxes

whats the headline in the courier today

Something about foxes

by David Richardson March 29, 2005

couric

A unit of human fecal measurement. One Couric is approximately 2.5lbs of human fecal material.

Stan's dad takes what he believes is a record-breaking sized bowel movement, so he calls for an official weigh in by officials at the office of European Fecal Standards and Measurements in Zurich. The official unit of measurement is a Couric, named for the CBS news anchor, Katie Couric.

Bro 1:Dude! I just totally took a 4 Couric dump!!!

Bro 2: Whatever man, Bill Reilly talks that out of his mouth almost ever weeknight.

by skeeterorama November 7, 2007

Courier Newb

A person who is bad at writing essays so all of their essays end up being courier newed.

Oh, wow. What a courier newb!

by rcohen118 December 20, 2010

contribution

the act of paying tribute to any female organ.

Thank you for your contribution.
We'll add your term to the dictionary within 24 hours.

by C4PROOF August 19, 2003

couric

2.5 pounds, the measurement of human poop.

katie couric is equal to one couric.

by brennnnzzz November 29, 2007

Contrived

Something produced to look "all new" and shit but having the same content and atmosphere about it. These things are but are not limited to: actors, comedians, designers, TV shows, music, toys, appearance, sexual activity, even so much as a state of mind.

" I don't know, man...everything in our culture in this day and age is so contrived."

"pixar and dreamworks movies are very contrived"

"Hipsters actually are EXTREMELY contrived."

by Dystyl September 2, 2012