How Republicans, smart enough to know that the Republican Party platform is an embarassment, refer to themselves.
by Truckdriver March 21, 2010
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Get the constitution act, 1982 mug.Similar to constipation, when you gotta whiz but you just can't. Sometimes can be frustrating or even painful.
by Rainiac August 20, 2009
Get the Constipeetion mug.1: A now-irrelevant document which once provided freedom for Americans. Replaced by the Patriot Act, a sugar-coated document that repeals all civil liberties that Americans once enjoyed.
2: The Bush administration's toilet paper.
2: The Bush administration's toilet paper.
by AnyoneButBush '04 August 30, 2003
Get the Constitution mug.Robert Greenblatt sure is a constipator, because he cancelled Dead Like Me, one of his network's most top rated shows. This has angered the show's fans, who are cancelling their subscriptions in record numbers.
by Ian January 13, 2005
Get the constipator mug.To become resigned to the fact that you won't be able to defecate until your colon decides it's ready to.
Patient: "I took the laxatives you gave me but I still haven't been able to go to the toilet."
Doctor: "Well, your bowel will evacuate when it's ready. You'll just have to learn constipatience."
Doctor: "Well, your bowel will evacuate when it's ready. You'll just have to learn constipatience."
by Matti! Matti! Matti! May 15, 2013
Get the constipatience mug.Cobstipation is when one eats too much corn on the cob which results in a back up storage of corn in the gut, resulting in a constant supply of corn in faeces.
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Also see cobstipated.
“I love eating corn but I have eaten way too much and corn is constantly in the poo. I am suffering from cobstipation.”
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