coronabesity

The weight you gain from sheltering in place and eating your anxiety over the coronavirus news coverage. Similar to Freshman 15

Did you see Karen after her quarantine? Talk about coronabesity!

by svcdude March 20, 2020

Corona Lashaye Davirus

The girl that’s fucking up 2020 literally. She won’t let anyone leave the house and now we ain’t got no toilet paper.

Barbiana: Girl, why you look like that?
Shayla: Because Corona Lashaye Davirus beat me up

by Callmejif March 21, 2020

coronacrazies

(noun) a person or a group of people that have become psychotic due to the corona virus. It might have gotten to their brain or maybe it’s just the onset of being solitary for too long.

Ex: yo a guy named Jeff just added me on snap chat and sent me dick pics ?? #coronacrazy
Ex 2: Did u see that dude Zac in our Zoom class w his dick OUT the FUCK ?! The coronacrazies got him

by needy4atttention April 5, 2020

corona boredism

So when u in your room during quarantine and your bored asf

Send me animals pictures I got corona boredism

by eli360098 April 8, 2020

Corona Balls

When you've been in quarantine for 7 weeks and the hormones are legit.

Bro I'm fucking dyingggg. This bitch left me on read and I got corona balls.

by realmanedog April 25, 2020

Conlon

A conlon is Irish by blood and loves to play football he might not support the best team but he is very loyal if you find a conlon your very lucky

Guy 1: who’s that new kid?
Guy 2: he’s conlon he’s so loyal
Guy 1: I wish I was his friend

by CKP.99 December 30, 2019

corona carwash

When a man jerks off and cums on a woman’s face and at the same time spits on her face. Also he has Corona.

Back in 2020 I pulled a Corona Carwash on my ex girlfriend , Courtney.

by Jack Handey 2020 May 15, 2020