Conan OBrien

Conan Christopher O'Brien, Host of Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Is hilarious.

Did you see Conan last night? Because if you didn't luckily you can catch it 3 more times throughout the week on 3 differnet networks because that's how fuckign good the show is.

by Nyght (Brian) March 16, 2004

conace

to have a crooked body party (especially a jaw)

That girl would be mad hot if she didn't have a conace.

by david neuman August 31, 2008

Conads

Testicles; testicular fortitude, as in, "Grow a pair." A multilingual blend of "cojones" and "gonads."

"The voters wanted to see their candidates grow some conads and take a stand."

by The Odessa Kid September 13, 2011

conjaster

To put together or build quickly, shabbily

The night before the report was due, John conjastered a 1 page essay

by mongofa July 20, 2010

Conjaculate

To speculate or theorize about an orgasm. The word is formed from the words conjecture and ejaculate.

I conjaculated after drunk sex.
As a teenager I conjaculated a lot.

by DizzyDarius July 20, 2012

Conjavitus

Conjavitus is a disease found in the throat. It causes large mucus build up in the back of the throat which results in short deep coughs. Conjavitus is a non-deadly disease but slightly contagious if you are in close proximity of someone with the disease. This throat disease may cause you to become extremely irritable and drowsy. If not cured within two weeks the disease will continue to spread, resulting in nausea, headaches, sore throat, and irritable/red eyes. After one month you may experience visions and become delusional, similar to someone who is diagnosed with schizophrenia. The medication or cure for Conjavitus has not been scientifically created but drinking 32 oz of water a day as well as a basic pain reliever has been proven to be the most successful in getting rid of Conjavitus.

Blayze: *coughs*
Paige: Bro I think you got Conjavitus.

by MsConjavitus July 6, 2022

Conaco Christmas

What happens when you wait to the last minute to do your Christmas shopping and end up going to the nearest 24 hour gas station to buy gifts.

So it was a Conaco Christmas last year too?

by wseandobbins December 20, 2010