epic collapse

what the new york giants do against the phillidelphia eagles

the giants suffered an epic collapse in the 4th quarter againts the eagles giving up 28 unanswered points

by tikibobby December 20, 2010

Will the economy collapse soon?

UD Jews, I’ve been having a feeling that something bad and really big might happen soon. I’m not imagining things, am I?

I wonder what will happen

Will the economy collapse soon?

by Death Menace December 12, 2022

collapsed soufflé

1. (n.) The sides of a fat woman that are compressed by pants so badly that skin and fat pours over the sides of the pants, looking like a collapsed soufflé.

Note: This is a more severe condition than a muffin top in that even moderately heavy girls can get a bit "muffiny", but only genuinely obese women can have a collapsed soufflé.

2. (n.) The skin of a woman's stomach after pregnancy, when it looks deflated and wrinkly, like a collapsed soufflé.

This condition may also affect other parts of the body after liposuction.

Kat: Hey Jenny, I guess you turned the oven off too early.

Jenny: What ever do you mean by that?

Kat: You totally have a collapsed soufflé.

- or -

Kat: Aw, Brenda, your baby is so cute.

Brenda: Whatever, that little ass gave me the worst case of collapsed soufflé!

Kat: Yeah he did. I think it's dragging on the floor. ::throws up::

- or -

Doctor: Who the hell was eating dessert in my OR?!

Nurse: Um, doctor, that's the patient.

Doctor: By god she's fat.

- or -

French Chef: Bon! My finest soufflé is finally ready for le "prime time"!

Oaf Busboy: ::knocks into table::

Soufflé: ::collapses::

French Chef: You oaf! Get ze hell out of my kitchen!

Oaf Busboy: Fuck you, chef! That thing looks like your mother's hips!

by scorpionmintred March 18, 2010

cellophone

an early model of phone attached to a string and connected the wall

Mary picked up the cellophone, as it was ringing.

by EatSpicyPies November 29, 2017

colloquial sibling

'dump' and 'load' are 'relatives' so, if i have to ejaculate, i could most certainly 'have a dump'!; just as i could 'leave my load by the side of the road'

-my friend loves to say "take a dump in her orifice!" -i find it fascinating that 'dump' rules in the world of shit; while 'load' is the supreme potentate of the spermatozoa world!!?? -perhaps 'load' has 2MM more connotations to liquid than 'dump' does??

-and while we're at it...why is a 'suck' called a 'blow'? -NEVERMIND!!, lets' get the 'skonk' out!!!

ty used a colloquial sibling and ended up 'jiving some minds"!

if daily existence is a 'word game' anyway, then let me have some colloquial sibling fun...

by michael foolsley February 1, 2010

collapsible M-com station

when playing Battlefield Bad Company 2, either in Rush or Squad Rush, you can destroy the M-com Station by collapsing the building that contains the M-com

useful tools include: Mortar strikes, grenade launchers, and C4

gets the opposing team angry because they cannot do anything about it

Dude i was playing BBC2 and there was like 4 collapsible M-com stations....we won really quickly

by SonicDethMonkey July 8, 2010

Collapsion

Noun: the act of collapsing

The cello cases suffered from serious collapsion after the players took their instruments.

by asdfdictionary October 21, 2014