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Politically Collect

The act of a politician receiving payment for any of the following:
1) Advancing a proposal beneficial to the person paying
2) Sending juicy stories to reporters
3) Voting or refraining from voting on a particular bill/legislation/act of Parliament (delete as appropriate)
If you want to act politically collect collateral first!
by Eric The Read September 8, 2010
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collective soul

Spence: Man, did you go to the Collective Soul concert last nite?
Rob: No, they suck
Spence: Fuckin' chink
by Splancer January 22, 2006
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boy collector

a person who surrounds herself with attractive male companions, yet claims that they are all only friends as per The Eagle's song 'Hotel California'

Her mind is Tiffany twisted
She's got the Mercedes bends
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
That she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard
Sweet summer sweat
Some dance to remember
Some dance to forget
girl 1: who's becky seeing right now?
girl 2: i don't know... she's with a new guy every week, she's such a boy collector.
by angelinger September 26, 2005
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It's time to fucking collect

A phrase used when a person believes they are owed something (e.g. a favor), and the time for that repayment has come.
Often, the person(s) who the phrase is directed at is unaware of the need for repayment.
Dennis & Sally: Hi Frank, congrats on buying your new condo! Can you believe it was only six months ago when you were helping us move into our own place?

Frank: Good point- It's time to fucking collect!
by Joe-288 July 22, 2008
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Jizz Collector

I man that keeps all his cum in a bottle.
Man i heard Beatrice is a Jizz Collector
by titfuck69 April 20, 2009
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Collective Guilt

Collective guilt is defining guilt that is shared by a group of people over an act or actions that is seen as shameful. It is not talked about, but does manifest.
Afrikaners of South Africa have a collective guilt over Apartheid. So do the Germans on the Holocaust.
by Bob_jhb May 6, 2006
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friend collector

A person, who on Facebook, just makes "add friend" requests and will have over 150 "friends", but never posts updates on their page nor makes comments on other pages. They are essentially a boring ghost who bothers people with friend requests.
Marc: "Did you get a request from Julie to be a friend?"

Jenn: "I did, but I rejected her because she is just a friend collector."
by CordeliaJaxxon April 18, 2009
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