Coffee

My literal lifeblood, if I do not have my morning coffee, the world will burn at the hands of me.

Jim: “Hey dude, have you had your morning coffee yet?”

Brian: In front of 35 ft. white phosphorus cloud* “No Jim, I don’t believe I have.”

Coffee by anonymous December 10, 2020

coffee

Delicious bean juice that allows me good grades in school, because screw sleep.

Coffee, aka Bean juice, aka the reason my sanity still somewhat exists.

coffee by Some gay rat January 14, 2021

Dumb fucking people who are lazy in the morning an Suck there own cock

Tim: Do you drink coffee
BOB: YES!
Tim: Your GAy

my dad wont stop drinking coffee!

coffee by janagonewild April 22, 2021

My definition of coffee is that I was jacking off in the train station and listening to Ariana grande and I thought it sounded cool.

If I was listening to coffee and I was probably jacking off in the train station.

A girl who gets subs for no reason

Friend: have you seen a channel that gets subs for no reason?
Person: oh yeah that’s like Coffee

Coffee by kxwaii <3 May 28, 2021