Cholo

Slang term used mainly by people from Mexico, used to describe a gangster. Or anyone that dresses like one.

Juan: Hey man, you see that guy?
Jose: Yeah he's wearing Dickies, Chuck Taylor's, And a Blue T-Shirt.
Juan: He looks like a cholo.

by Mijo_Antrax February 21, 2013

Colossal shit

When you shit and you plug the toilet, and shit water is splashed all over the place.

“After chipotle I took a colossal shit”

by Hailayeeeee September 14, 2019

Colossal Faggot

Someone who is beyond the limits of being gay

Yo you are such a colossal faggot

by Niggerkicker9000 October 30, 2020

cholo

A cholo is a mexican or chicano gangster...wears baggy clothes...a white t-shirt...khaki pants...and has a bandana on him...(blue,red) also wears dark glasses"loks"...sometimes bald-headed...or with their hair slick back..

Wacha a ese cholo...pinche vato loco

by LaShyGirlX13 April 15, 2006

Cholesterol

Probably the biggest health myth propagated by the pharmaceutical industry. The body needs both kinds of cholesterol. There is no such thing as "bad" or "good" cholesterol. The study that was done to test cholesterol as a heart disease contributor was flawed. They tested RABBITS (A VEGETARIAN) and a FOX (A CARNIVORE). Humans are omnivores. Just read your information in books and on the internet. Statins lower your risk for heart disease, but increases other major factors for deaths of other causes.

Pharmaceutical Industry Mark: Cholesterol is a bad thing, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Doctors in training: Yes, I agree with that. Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah.

by TheOrtonRevolution January 4, 2011

Colostomizer

Another word for a sex offender. The difference between a colostomizer and a sex offender, is that sex offenders normally target young children. A colostomizer targets older women in the 50-60 year old range. A colostomizer, just like a sex offender could do, may prefer men over women, and may engage in gay sex with the victim(s). A Colostomizer is very hard to find, and almost impossible to catch. After all, you don't find a colostomizer, a colostomizer finds you. Tactics include "The Damsel in the Distress", "This isn't where I parked my car", and the infamous "The Viagra Manuever." A colostomizer usually is pale, prefers a cold environment, and is a raving homosexual.

Also known as a douche bag.

Colostomizer: Hey there young lady! Here, let me escort you across the street.
Grandma: What a gentleman!
Colostomizer: The city is gettin' dangerous, let me escort you back to your home.
Grandma: Well, I suppose there's no harm in that.
(Unknown event(s) occur)
*Gay sex follows with Grandpa*

by FEDER4TION August 29, 2006

choose your own adventure

A response to a question when you don't really want to be the one to make the decision. Named after the books where you literally "choose your own adventure."

Person 1: Should we go to the mall and buy $75 sweaters, or help the homeless?

Person 2: I don't know. Choose your own adventure.

by JenThe80'sFan February 3, 2004