Choking the Chicken

A way to say you masturbated.
Also you literally grab a chicken and choke it how fun.

"Hey Rob I was choking the chicken yesterday". " Oh god Jon I didn't want to hear about that ".

"No man I litteraly choked a chicken ". " Oh ".

by Melays April 21, 2017

Coding

The act of creating that is or labeling something or someone as coded.

I'm not good at writing, so I use coding to make all my characters... it's easier.

by Muttemor August 23, 2021

Chodling

Used as a universal word for conveying something that you can't express with words. It can be used in place of everything that you don't know how to express.

Suppose you went to your plug to score some of that dank pot your friends are talking about.
You: You got that dank pot?
Plug: Nah man, it's finished. Business blooming.
You: Aight Cool.

But later your friend scores that dank pot from the same plug later.
Then you can use it like:
You to your friend: Lauda juice dukaan chodling kar diya. Ham gaye maal lene to nahi diya lekin Nihit gaya to usko de diya lauda

by h3llking January 4, 2023

Choping Wood

The act of kicking some one in the croch repetedly.

That dude just got his Wood Choped by his eX.

Insted of an ass beating...we'll Chop his Wood

by NeoFox October 17, 2003

choking the smurf

to engage in 'self-satisfaction' when unable to get laid. A twinkie juicer will generally choke their smurf. A Tuna Wrangler will hardly ever have to choke their smurf since they are more than able to get a woman.

Ted: Oh yea, oh my gosh, yes YES!!!
Ted's mom (to Ted's dad): what is he doing?!
Ted's dad: damnit, TED!! You should be doing your homework not choking the smurf! Besides, you're too loud!

by Courty March 4, 2008

Choking the cat

The female equivalent to 'choking the chicken'. It means to masturbate. Only available for women-folk.
It refers to the word pussy meaning both slang for vagina and also cat.

Anissa: What are you doing tonight, Kimmy?
Kimmy: I'll prolly just be choking the cat and take a masturnap.
Anissa: -squinty eyes- Pervert.
Kimmy:-laughs- Stick ass prude.

by MissBastardChild<3 November 9, 2011

The Choking Game

1.A game involving multiple people cutting off blood flow to their brain by "choking" each other to get a short high.

2.A game involving one person cutting off his/her blood flow to their brain by "choking" themself to get a short high.

wanna go play the choking game?

by dgionline October 18, 2010