chadittude

the act of being snarky with patrons and people.

he has a chadittude today

by doyle.cieria May 2, 2021

chodick

is worst than a chod because it cant give you plasuere and doesnt have a dick

kodick
is chodick

by asholew November 7, 2021

choadman

An American roadman (usually despised by both chavs and normal people)

Person 1- Theres a new guy in Jimmys form
Person 2- Yea? Whats he like?
Person 1- A right choadman

by lotsofzero April 9, 2022

rocco choad

a person who skates,is small,a dork. with a vrry small dick

hey rocco choad

by h2otessopre April 17, 2019

Portland choad tickler

A specifically engineered sex toy for use in the rectum. It specifically is constructed to mimic a standard butt plug with the addition of an authentic raccoon tail affixed to the non business end. Midwestern in origin, the original idea of using a sex toy with an attached fur bearer tail came from the bowels of Portland Oregon's passive-agressive underground swinger scene

Hipster 1: Hey, what's the new rage in kinky shit?
Hipster 2: I prefer a Portland choad tickler, especially with a cup of stumptown coffee and a voodoo doughnut.

by Theragingidiot May 18, 2021

Frosty Hair Choad

a complete, and utterly disturbed individual. He is a crazy womanizing skank ass bitch who is in complete denial about his sexual orientation. If you would like a better definition, please watch I Love You Man.

"You do not need to be splitting commission with that frosty hair choad"(www.IMDb.com)

by psychgenius April 6, 2010

choad

(1) A penis, usually wider than long.
(2) The perenium, the area in between the scrotum and anus. Also called grundle, gooch, taint, or durf.
(3) A chunky load.

(1) Have you seen Danny's choad? That thing looks like a hockey puck!
(2) Remember kids: Never wipe backwards, or you'll smear feces all over your choad.
(3) Sheila said she spent an hour cleaning off that choad he blew on her face.

by The Ogre December 28, 2005