Chumping

The sport of jumping children.

Nice chumping bro, those kids didn't see you coming! I'm so embarrassed I ever planked!

by coolguy1984 July 5, 2011

chumping

jumping over unsuspecting children

I started chumping over people because i was bored of planking

by paulnz1 July 5, 2011

crimping

The act of having a awsome morning after awsome night.

man that was a good night lets go crimping

by sachalottapuss November 30, 2009

Chumping

When someone overreacts, they are chumping

Tammy- Can you please get the phone
Hogan- You get the damn phone you bitch!
Tammy- Stop chumping!

by HuhgyBob July 6, 2011

Champing

To go camping with a bottle of Champagne. Good times!!!

Lets go Champing I've nicked a bottle from my fokes drinks carbonate

by MylesTails October 24, 2009

Chirping

A disgusting sex act involving oral sex and ejaculate. After ejaculating the person who received the blow job gets on his knees and begins to chirp like a baby bird. The person who gave the blow job stands up with a mouthful of jizz and proceeds to feed the chirper his own jizz mama-bird style. Similar to snowballing but with the addition of bird noises.

I guess he went to Ball State or something because after I blew him he wouldn't stop chirping until I fed him his own jizz like a mama bird.

by ChirpAuthority February 2, 2016

Crimping Wheaties

Has the possibility to literally mean crimping wheaties. Though it probably doesn't actually mean that. The origins of the word are very mysterious, but it probably originated somewhere in Falmouth.

Guy1: Guess what? I'm getting sucked in my plane!

Guy2: Your crimpin' wheaties Tim.

Guy1: Oh my god, I am not Crimping Wheaties!

by Rigon March 4, 2010