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chelsea

sex; hot engaging relationship; intimate love; too much love can also result in affairs and private business; hot facial expression; also used as the common word fuck
I Chelsea (d) it up...
took another chelstep.
Ima chels that fuckkkkerrr.
he is one hell of a chelsser
Chels me, baby?
We will Chels for life<3
by looove May 14, 2008
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Chelsea FC

Shit football team based in West London, who won pretty much fuck all for 50 years, owned and bankrolled by Russian crook Roman Abramovic. Abramovic has so far spunked over 500 million pounds on Chelsea without signing a single truly great player or winning a European trophy and are now fucked since Man City has become the richest club in Europe. When Abramovic eventually gets bored they will be forced to turn Stamford Bridge into luxury flats to pay off their massive debts. If they win it's buy cheating or luck. The Arsenal play the kind of football Chelsea can only dream about.
"Ashley Coles wife has got two cunts"

Away section at Chelsea FC
by sooner_gooner August 17, 2009
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Chelsea FC

wankers who failed miserably in their attempt to buy a Treble.
Chelsea's player wages: over £150 million
Watching Chelsea stumble to L'Pool: priceless
by GCZ May 7, 2005
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Chelsea fc

An Intercontinental handball team that masquerades as a football club in the Premier League.

Bankrolled by a Russian sugar daddy, most referees extend the rules of football to allow Chelsea the use of their hands in Premier League games. Their star players are John Terry who plays at Centre Backhand and Didier Drogba who is a Striker.

They are consistent rather than spectacular, they don't often drop below their high standards but equally cannot raise their game when it matters - see cup competitions.
With Chelsea fc wealth and back to back premiership titles, what do do people talk about? The fact they haven't won the Champions League - says it all really.
by Danny09 August 27, 2006
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Chelsea

Chelsea is a girl with long captive blonde thick hair, and stunning sea blue eyes. She is a deffinition of a book worm and likes English. when shes with her group of friends shes the weird one, Chelseas are always dreaming of having a boyfriend but never seems to get lucky. Chelseas love travelling, playing netball and eating nutella and watching netflix.
she is usually VERY flexible and loves people with long eyelashes. Dont get on her bad side with her friends though, she will beat you up!. an if her friends have a boyfriend she doesnt like she will tell them. chelsea is very loyal and supportive.
Person 1: i hate your friend she is so rude and annoying.
Chelsea: HEY! come at me and see how i taste, for being a brat to my friend.
by Chellyyy9 February 21, 2018
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A beautiful, intelligent girl.She tends to be short and very awesome. A Chelsea has an amazing sense of fashion and style. Chelsea's are breathtaking and fun to be around. All around an amazing girl
by Smurf19996 September 11, 2011
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Chelsea

A football club from London (Chelsea) England. The actual name of the club is Chelsea Football Club (CFC) and the nickname is the "pensioners" or "The Blues"

As of 2005 Chelsea easily dominate almost every club in English football and Chelsea are in the top 10 clubs in the world.

The club despite its huge success also suffers from a great deal of negative press. This is a reflection of the pettiness that is commonly associated with the British people in general. It is of course a slight to the highly educated individuals from the island but a very common reality all the same. The first person who posted about Chelsea is proof of that.

The entire negative atmoshpere surrounding the club is born of jealsouy due to a rich Russia businessman buying the club and then spending a great deal of money on the club. The fact that such a positve thing could happen to an English business (CFC), along with all the benefits to the various English leagues, and the people of Britain and the British media could still react with such venom makes a very clear statement about those people not Chelsea football club.

All the same, the enthocentric behavior of the British people has caused several uncomfortable situations for the club. Much of this can be traced back to the fact that the media and the English FA are heavily invested in stocks in the historically powerful clubs in England. Normally, these investors would simply move their stocks over to the "new" powerhouse club but in this instance Chelsea is a privately owned club so the investors in positions of power have reacted by trying to set Chelsea up. Most of these attempts have failed and Chelsea have come out winners anyway.

This in part is due to the fact that core of players for Chelsea are British and were completely prepared for the juvenille reaction from the masses and also partially because the backroom staff were well aware of how the British people are so like sheep they will follow whatever the media states.

Example: The average British person believes that the United States has the highest instance of obesity despite the fact the BMA has publicly stated that Britian actually has the hightest rate of obesity and there has even been commericals released over the fact.

Result, the media makes something up to sell copy and the masses in Britain regurgitate it like parrots despite it being untrue.

Fact: the people of Britian are more obese than the people of the United States.
Chelsea beat Liverpool at Annfield,again - yet it never gets old watching the media darlings get stomped on.
by claymuir October 3, 2005
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