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suicide card

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when someone threatens to commit suicide if something doesn't go their way

usually used by pussy ass kids who can't deal with reality
billy: hey allie, im breaking up with you
allie: NO DONT DO THAT IM GONNA KILL MYSELF

the suicide card
by latinojodido July 7, 2017
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sexuality card

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Similar to a virginity card, but pertains to one's sexuality instead. You lose your sexuality card after you realize you are gay or straight by developing a crush on someone or after kissing someone.

For example, you can think your'e straight, but have a crush on another guy and realize you're gay. That guy then took your sexuality card. Same thing can happened after kissing, you can think youre sexuality is one thing, and kiss someone, and then realize its something else, or confirm that it is what you thought it was. You would therefore lose your sexuality card to the person you kissed. As long as your sexuality is confirmed by said crush or kiss.
Damn Joe i didnt know you were gay, who took your sexuality card?
Oh it was TJ, hes so hawt!!
by TEEJA January 3, 2018
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Orson Scott Card

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The science fiction/fantasy writing GOD, author of the four best books in history; the Ender saga, as wells as the next three best books ever, Ender's Shadow, books set in the same universe.
You should go by some books by Orson Scott Card right NOW!
by Senai March 10, 2004
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scent card

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The scent of the spot between your ball sack and your leg after a long days workout. Usually used as a prank or disgusting joke.


Invented by Matt C , Matt G , and Jamie G
After a long day I came home and made a scent card, and shoved it in Matts face.
by J.Gallagher August 5, 2008
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std card

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it is when you get an sd card but it has a virus on it
"man some guy gave me this sd card but it was actually an std card"
by ASSBLASTER58 June 1, 2018
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1.) A piece of garden hose that is cut off for the purpose of Siphoning gas.

2.) The piece of equipment needed to siphon gas.
“Has anyone seen my Springfield Gas Card, The neighbors just went to bed and I don’t think I have enough fuel to make it to Walmart and back”.
by Mopery November 28, 2009
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