by latinojodido March 22, 2016
by latinojodido November 27, 2015
when someone threatens to commit suicide if something doesn't go their way
usually used by pussy ass kids who can't deal with reality
usually used by pussy ass kids who can't deal with reality
billy: hey allie, im breaking up with you
allie: NO DONT DO THAT IM GONNA KILL MYSELF
the suicide card
allie: NO DONT DO THAT IM GONNA KILL MYSELF
the suicide card
by latinojodido July 01, 2017
the answer to why your mom found creamed corn all over your sheets
also the answer as to why you laid out 10 lines of cornstarch and a razor and a straw
also the answer as to why you laid out 10 lines of cornstarch and a razor and a straw
by latinojodido March 07, 2016
An annoying event where a girl takes her friend's (your crush) phone and flirts with you (you are unaware that your crush isn't the one texting) seemingly giving you the opportunity to tell your crush that you like them back. However, your crush would then tell you that their friend took their phone.
Last night Tara said she wanted to fuck and I sent her a dick pic. It turns out that Tara's friend Lea was texting me so now I have to explain to Tara why I sent her my dick. Being friend crushed sucks
by latinojodido July 15, 2016
by latinojodido August 31, 2015
7 prisoners who escaped from the Connally Unit prison in Texas in 2000. They were pretty badass because never have so many people escaped from prison there. But they completely fucked up and killed a policeman during a robbery. After they killed the cop they fled to Colorado but they were captured. One committed suicide and the remaining 6 were brought back to Texas in chains and sentenced to death. 3 have since been executed
by latinojodido December 28, 2015