stank cabbage

a vagina that has seen better days,
pussy that does not get washed.

Man, what are you doing puttin your face Down in that Stank cabbage??

Is that you christine?? man wash your stank cabbage for fucks sake!!

by Comrade Plasternasty January 12, 2004

Church Of The Giant Cabbage Monster

he Church of the Giant Cabbage Monster was founded by a group of teenagers at a party. This religion worships Vishgula, the cabbage-monster god. The background of...'
The Church of the Giant Cabbage Monster was founded by a group of teenagers at a party. This religion worships Vishgula, the cabbage-monster god.

The background of this religion is spotchy and the "Prophet" and his "Preists" are continously adding information about the past times.

May it be from a Greek-like Titan war, which they call the "Vitan War", to Natas, which is Satan backwards. They claim their living Natas to be Hillary Clinton.

I go to The Church of The Giant Cabbage Monster

Best Church EVER!

by Robert James Meeks February 7, 2008

Toe eyed cabbage

A Toe eyed cabbage is what you could call a person who just has the personality and the brain of cabbage, they are very annoying too, when using to insult someone you would say you are a head of a toe eyed cabbage

Zombieman699 is a head of toe eyed cabbage

by Jequavis Soleimani October 13, 2020

Cooking Cabbage

Experiencing and expelling repetitive, explosive, rancid flatulence.

Broohhhh!!! WTF is that smell? It's ripe. My eyes are watering.

Sorry Braaaaahhhh. Just cooking cabbage today.

Rank ass dude.

by Eaton Holgoode November 7, 2015

Magic Cabbage

Slang term for Mary Jane aka marijuana.

Dude those snowboarders on the lift in front of us are smoking the “magic cabbage”.

by Bralen December 23, 2018

dicked er in the cabbage

When a person screws something up, usually playing golf and your ball is lost in the "cabbage" or the thick of the woods. However this term can be applied to any situation involving a screw up.

Ex: Eh Ray ya really dicked er in the cabbage on that one

by Maximus Tauntist June 19, 2011

carnival of carnage

A circus-like gathering featuring amazing rides and performers of all stripes. They bring this awesome show to Carnage, a town in central Indiana every summer. The vendors have by far the world's best cotton candy!

Me and 5 friends from my town drove to the super awesome Carnival of Carnage this year. We had a blast but I got sick from eating too much cotton candy and missed going on the ferris wheel. But I'm gonna go next year I betcha!

by SuperFunDude March 24, 2010