I am the Clit Commander. No one rules the clit like me; not this fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER! When it comes down to takin' care of business, here's what I do. I grab it...then I put on my nose like this...and im like, "OH youz little fuck..."
by porneggs May 31, 2006
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a great movie i.m.o. there was just something about it that stuck in my head after i left. i think it was worth the money i paid for a ticket. russell crowe is a great actor in this movie and in Gladiator.
"did you see the movie with the insanely long title Master and Commander the Far Side of the World?"
"yes i did. 'tis an awesome movie."
"yes i did. 'tis an awesome movie."
by Juliet April 15, 2004
Get the Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World mug.A specific type of paint baller who stands at the start point for almost the entire battle and just gives orders
type 1. a noob who try's to show of by attempting to demonstrate leadership not actually giving any useful orders, just to hide the fact he / she is scared shitless of being hit
type 2. a pro who over watches the map in order to see whats going on and to spot any week spots in the enemy defense, usually armed with a long range marker
type 1. a noob who try's to show of by attempting to demonstrate leadership not actually giving any useful orders, just to hide the fact he / she is scared shitless of being hit
type 2. a pro who over watches the map in order to see whats going on and to spot any week spots in the enemy defense, usually armed with a long range marker
Type 1 Back-Seat-Commander: Move forward!!!
Guy1: SHUT THE FUCK UP, GET DOWN HERE AND DO SOMETHING!!!
Guy2: fucking noob Paintball Back-Seat-Commander
Type 2 Back-Seat-Commander: you three, move up the middle where the resistance is strongest and draw as much attention as possible, remember its more important that you stay alive than take out the enemy, you five take the left side on my "go" when their attention is at the center the rest of you reinforce the center as necessary but in the meantime protect the objective!
Guy1: SIR, YES SIR!
Guy2: Wow this guy really knows what hes doing
Guy1: SHUT THE FUCK UP, GET DOWN HERE AND DO SOMETHING!!!
Guy2: fucking noob Paintball Back-Seat-Commander
Type 2 Back-Seat-Commander: you three, move up the middle where the resistance is strongest and draw as much attention as possible, remember its more important that you stay alive than take out the enemy, you five take the left side on my "go" when their attention is at the center the rest of you reinforce the center as necessary but in the meantime protect the objective!
Guy1: SIR, YES SIR!
Guy2: Wow this guy really knows what hes doing
by OLZ. V. October 9, 2009
Get the Paintball Back-Seat-Commander mug.It turns out Demetri is a cuck commander. I went through the back door of Demetri's house to surprise him for his birthday, and instead I saw his wife getting a train ran on her by random guys from the bus stop!
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Get the Cuck Commander mug.Awesome guy. Otherwise known as Christian Jacobs. Has appeared on various TV shows and movies but now he is the lead singer for a rad band named 'The Aquabats'.
by C'est moi. January 4, 2004
Get the m.c. bat commander mug.A female in charge of males that always bust their chops or demasculinizes them to make herself more powerful. Always a bitch to them.
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