coitus reservatus

Edging, or more simply, trying not to cum as long as humanly possible.

The members in the Oneida community practiced Coitus Reservatus

by AnEntymolygist November 15, 2013

combitcherating

Extremely negative commiserating between two individuals

The other mom and I were combitcherating over the school fundraiser on Facebook.

by Muppetsonarampage January 2, 2016

Coitus interzisgus

The act of committing to go have drinks with the lads and then pulling out last minute to prevent next morning hangovers or trouble with the wife. There is a positive correlation between the above and Coitus interruptus.

Opposite: Brexiting - telling everyone at the party that you are leaving, but actually staying.

Oi, did Marc come out get gazeeboed with the lads last night?

Nah, cunt’s pulled a coitus interzisgus. Said he had to work late. He’s just too slow or too stupid.

Or both.

Fuck yes mate! Fuck yes!

by TommyTulpe April 9, 2019

Comethazine

Don’t touch him… or you gon die

You hear comethazine shot that dude in the face?

by Grand wizard March 3, 2022

CDMitris

(Adjective) Describes something that is boring or unfunny

"What a CDMitris cake you made"
"That was a really CDMitris joke"

by aimbotXD July 14, 2022

cross coitus

The act of two male roomates banging two females who are also roomates.

Bob: Hey Brett, Lizzy is coming over to add to my bucketful of pussy. I think Erin is coming with her.

Brett: Dude, we should totally ass to mouth the both of them and cross coitus in the same room.

by xKeithMcBrayerx4L November 1, 2011

Skyline Comet

The pure core and heart of Floraphilia. A popular figure on Twitter and Rule34 under the skyline_comet and solar_flare tag.

Person 1: Oh man! Skyline comet just made new art!

Person 2: I think you need help John.

by TheMemeReformer February 16, 2021