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Coconut Mall

U JUST GOT COCONUT MALLED. SHARE THIS WITH UR FRIENDS TO TOTALLY COCONUT MALL THEM. TU TU TUT UTUTU
Person1: Hey look at this video!
Person2: What is this?
Person1: U JUST GOT COCONUT MALLED
by DEUNNIS February 3, 2021
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coconut swirl

when your fucking a girl up the ass in a massage chair and right before you jizz you pull your cock out of the girl and as you vibrate you jizz on her asshole. thus creating a coconut swirl.
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coconut kiss

simply put, a blow job, fellatio or head - however you want to say it.

inspired by a drink called coconut kiss that looks like jizz in a bottle.
I totally gave Thomas a coconut kiss last night!

Omg did you hear that Emily gave Freddie a coconut kiss?

Where's Michelle? Oh she's giving Tony a coconut kiss.
by bethbabex June 15, 2009
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Coconut Waffledog

The act of a person sprinkling coconut on a fresh pile of dog shit then smearing it onto a waffle or pancake. ( Usually a waffle ) The person will then proceed to ejaculate onto it, after which he/she will eat it.
My girlfriend made me a Coconut Waffledog and after eating it my shit smelled like coconut for 3 weeks.
by shox178 November 30, 2011
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Coconut Oil

When your skills are worse than Dog Water and Rice Water combined
KID SHUT THE FUCK UP YOUR A DOG WATER COCONUT OIL SHITTER LITERALLY KYS
by SnowOz February 6, 2021
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Coconut Raj

A south asian male that grew up in a western country and has very little connection to/interest in their ethnic background. Brown on the outside and white on the inside. Most of them tend to be pretentious yuppies as well. Often viewed in a negative light by other south asians.
Look at Coconut Raj over there shopping at whole foods.
by RibenaGorilla October 30, 2018
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coconut girl

an aesthetic that got popularized on tiktok in 2021. some of the staples are hibiscus prints, glitter tattoos, and graphic tank tops. it is reminiscent of early 2000's summer styles.
"oh my god, coconut girls have taken over my for you page!"
by ifurseeingthissay April 27, 2021
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