squat cobbler 

It's when a fully clothed man sits on a pie and wiggles his butt around. Can be categorized as a "Fetish".

Jimmy hid his squat cobbler videos in his secret compartment.

squat cobbler by CobblerSquatter September 3, 2016

squat cobbler 

The act of squatting naked in a pie.

I just got off on watching Kim perform a squat cobbler. So sexy...

squat cobbler by BKTHNDR September 3, 2016

squat cobbler 

The act of sitting in pie while fully clothed in order to satisfy another's sexual desire.

Jimmy McGill told those sneakin pigs all about that squat cobbler Pryce.

squat cobbler by sabresfan30 September 3, 2016

Squat Cobbler 

Noun. When a pie is desecrated by bare human buttocks. Situation made worse when said human is crying

He has a private video stash of himself doing crying squat cobbler for another man.

Squat Cobbler by SquigglySquid September 3, 2016

squat cobbler 

A person that is fully clothed, sits on any pie.(Boston cream pie, peach, Apple, and cherry). A costume is often involved. Variations include crybaby squat cobbler where the said person is crying, or also known as Boston cream splat east of the Rockies.

Hey jack let's make a squat cobbler video.

Hey Jim can I buy some pies for my squat cobbler group tonight.

squat cobbler by Agggg33 September 3, 2016

squat cobbler 

The act of putting one's buttocks into a fresh pie, and wiggling their cheeks back and forth.

Some prefer that Squat Cobbler also involve the participant crying while performing the act.

Dude, don't eat that Key Lime Pie! Pryce just used it for squat cobbler!

squat cobbler by bigjohnston September 3, 2016

Squat cobbler 

Fetish whereas sexual gratification is achieved by sitting on pies and or pastries. Cream pies and meringues are the most commonly used for safety reasons.

Kim:What's your turn on baby?
Sal: I'm a squat cobbler.
Kim: That's hot. Let me get you a French Silk pie.

Squat cobbler by Clive Bixby September 3, 2016