Clap Dive

Before jumping off the starting block for a swim meet, you clap your hands together once like a retarded seal while summoning thor, the norse god of thunder, and proceed to fall/flip into the water, most likely landing on your back. then continue swimming

I just Clap Dived before our relay. I think the water parted for a second.

by johnnyhammerstix11212 March 27, 2011

CLAP BOARDS

In basketall, When you slap the backboard, after you take a lay up.

How you cant clap boards???
Shit is lite

by J. eAsY February 9, 2008

clap porn

When the skin of your testicles claps against the side of your leg during intercourse or masturbation

I'd rather masturbate with a rapier to the clap porn than spend one more minute with you.

by MelonTopia January 14, 2014

clap roulette

when you have sex with a lot of women and you get the clap.

My friend Alex had sex with so many women. I swear, he's playing the clap roulette!

by elnego July 6, 2018

Clap fart

When a human reads something on snapchat and decides to search it up on UD, only to find out it is a fart that makes the trrrr sound

I bent over and accidentally clap farted, it was so loud

by Brothatssaaaaaaackdd July 31, 2018

Clap em up rq

A simple phrase meaning to carry out violence on an opposition

Origin is 100% created and credited to johnson

“Let’s go clap em up rq”
“Johnson I need you to help me clap them up rq”

by Dictionaryman12 February 18, 2020

Clap a writ

To fuck someone's anus while you are trying to do your taxes on their back

Boy you better shut the fuck up before I clap a writ on you.

by Obeloskblue3 October 18, 2018