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Certified Funny

Wait for it, I think we just hit it. This is certified funny
by Pieceofshit43 May 6, 2020
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certified stfu moment

when you prove someone they are so wrong they aren't replying back.

(inspired by the certified hood classic meme)
Person A: You saw the photo of the doe sacrificing herself to save her offspring from tigers?
Person B: Yes, what about it? and it is not a doe it is an antelope, and the two other animals are cheetahs.
Person A: Ah yes you must be so smart, and what's the difference?

Person B: They don't live in the same environment, moreover the doe has a chance to outrun a tiger, a cheetah goes twice its speed.

Person A: (does not reply)

-> This is a certified stfu moment
by Take my JEJ March 22, 2023
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certified bag chaser

Someone’s who’s always chasing that bag relentlessly
Jesse: AYO I think I’m a certified bag chaser?
Jeremy: nah ur cappin
Jesse: nah fr bro, I do decks, concrete and Christmas lights
Jeremy: aight u are not only a fucking certified bag chaser, you’re the JACK of all trades holy shit
Jesse: told you bro, gotta get GTA 6 for my menacing son
by Anonymous1946373 July 26, 2023
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Certified Lover Boy

by certified lover boy December 1, 2021
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Certified Fresh

Something that is pertaining to being legit. For example you can be fuckin a girl that hasn't been around and still tight so their fore it is classified as 'certified fresh' or you can be sporting new gear such as shoes, clothes, or listening to brand new music that is off the hook, and it is considered 'certified fresh'.
1. Yo I hit it off with Suzanna last night she was certified fresh she hasn't been around like these other girls have!

2. Yo check out my new kicks and my new clothes man this shit just came in it's certified fresh!

3. Yo did you hear that new jam that just came off? That was bangin'! That shit is certified fresh!
by mt971x February 10, 2010
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Certified beauty

A shitty guy who thinks he’s a decent guy and doesn’t have his own opinion everything he does is based on the opinions of “da boys”
My certified beauty: “I left this one girl at the dump lmfao”

Da boys : “finally she was a dyke”
by Sicky square July 22, 2019
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Certified Basedking

Certified Basedking is when a person is great and make awesome music. They also disguard haters. They are motivated my faith and love what they do.
Certified Basedking doesn't care about any haters at all.
by mrswag454 July 27, 2011
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