C.M.F.B.

An ex-girlfriend: Crazy Mother Fucking Bitch

Bro to Bro: "My ex is a C.M.F.B.!"

by urbancb59 June 21, 2010

C.M.F.L.

Chasing Mummies For Life. It's an association for people who want's to live life to the fullest in the most creative and unique way possible.

Once believed to have conspiracies with Denny's because of the same logo from CMFL which is "All day. Everyday."

James: So what are we doing tomorrow?

Chris: We're chasin' mummies because we're in the C.M.F.L.

by tofuDolphin August 12, 2010

F.C.W.M

Abbreviated for First Contact With Monster

That first crutial sip of Monster Energy Drink that gives you the first impression of bitter taste, but giving you the urge to drink more to the point of where they fall in love with it themselves, begging for it the moment they see it.

Also known as Energy Hook

Some friend at school: *Drinking Monster*
Guy: What is that?
Some friend: Ha its Monster try some

Guy: *sips and makes a disgusted face*

Some friend: well?
Guy: bleh! it tastes weird
Some friend: just wait for it to kick in
Guy: *blinks* could you pass that over again?
Some friend: Ha! your F.C.W.M . Told you man.

by Master R04R The I October 15, 2013

C.M.F.B.

Check My Facebook

Bro, can I borrow your laptop?

Why?
I wanna C.M.F.B.

by cblack31 April 20, 2010

K-P-C-O-F-G-S

Kings
Puff
Chronic
Of
Fat
Green
Sensimilla

K-P-C-O-F-G-S, Kings puff chronic of fat green sense, thats how we remember the classification of life in Humboldt County

by Boff Booferman October 23, 2008

F.C.U.K.

A special division of the British Secret Service.

I work for the F.C.U.K., stopping refugees so they can't get asylum in Britain.

by Francis Coppola October 17, 2003

C Eb F Gb

The four notes you hear when your are playing Among Us and a dead body gets reported. Known to trigger PTSD in some people.

Person: *Hears those four notes, C Eb F Gb* AHHHHHHH! STOP!

by Spicyspectrum March 19, 2021