Backwoods Butthurting

A term for anal rape in a rural enviroment. Most likely coined in a place such as WV, or Montana.

Yuppie: Please sir, take my wallet! Just don't hurt mich!
Redneck: Oh i'm gon' hurt you alright. A good ol' fashioned Backwoods Butthurting.
Yuppie: NOOO! *dragged away*

by Harry Warden April 29, 2009

Butthurted

To damage one's "feelings" or ego, usually over a minor issue or situation.

"You shouldn't have gotten a tissue Khalil, now you got Mrs.Formigli butthurted."

by CardboardGay March 6, 2019

butt hurt liberal

a liberal who gets all whiny when everyone is making jokes. even though the jokes are meant to be harmless, the liberal's poor little inner child gets hurt, because his inner child is up his arse and there's no room for it alongside the stick that already resides in it.

Jesus Christ, StevieMadrid, how can you be such a butt hurt liberal with such an extensive collection of flavored lubes!?

by mills759 April 25, 2005

Butt Hurt Radius

The emotional distance between the speaker and people in the speaker's life whose feelings may be hurt by an action or inaction by the speaker.

Shaq: I'm bothered that you didn't click "like" on my newborn's pic on Facebook.
Phil Jackson's hair stylist: WTF? I'm in your Butt Hurt Radius?

by Andy90710 November 10, 2010

butthurst

An uncontrollable love for a tan hairy person

Jack:Kevin did you hear that mike is a butthurst

Kevin:Yes it's because he likes that tan hairy girl what's her name?

Jack:Hailey

by Yahonk December 17, 2013

butt hurt

some one who doesnt know how to take a joke, and they take the joke like they just took it to the ass

hey its just a joke, dont get all butt hurt

by vot October 9, 2003

butthurling

Butthurling is the act of vomiting shit out your ass.

I just ate 20 hot wings, and I am going to be butthurling soon.

Tummyboobs uses butthurl: Enemy Charizard dies, Enemy Blaine dies, Pikachu dies, Ash dies.

by SiR-IV May 16, 2007