Barnacled

When you have multiple parking violations and get a Barnacle, a big 20-lb yellow device, strapped to your windshield so you can’t drive until it’s removed. Replaced the boot in 2016.

Shawn: “What is that massive yellow thing on your windshield, man?”
Lloyd: “Snap, I got Barnacled. Probably shouldn’t have let those parking violations add up.”

by @madflax November 29, 2016

barnacle scrape

After anal sex the woman gives the man oral directly afterwards with no washing or wiping of the male organ before oral

Dude she gave me a barnacle scrape after we did anal !

by Ghost Fish May 31, 2016

Barnacle

A crass word used as a profanity in everyday lingo. Also Anna obscure sea creature that latches on ships and boats.

Kyle: Did you hear what Matilda said?
Luke: Yes, it was a load of barnacles

Kyle: True that

by Booty is my specialty May 23, 2016

Barnacle

Kayla Jo

"Kayla Jo is the definition of a barnacle" - Nilsa from MTV's Florabama Shore

by hughmuffin97 December 15, 2017

Barnacle

some weird lumpy volcano looking shit that grows of shit

stay away from it my nigga

Nigga this barnacle shit got my pee pee hard...

by Yung Microwave May 6, 2018

Barnacle nibbler

When a sexual partner nibbles on the other hemorrhoids

Hey man how was your date? It was great she was a barnacle nibbler.

by The Catholic May 9, 2018

Barnacle b

The definition of “Barnacle B” is: Anna Hensbergen.

-Koray “The Moffuckin” Krysler.

ANNA IS EEN VIEZE BARNACLE B!!!
or:
THERE IS THE POLISH BARNACLE!!

by Krysler April 2, 2018