Grab your balls very tightly so that they squeeze together forming the image of....a brain. Then show it to another straight male and call him a fag and kick him in the ass twice.
Male 1: (pulls out testicals and squeezes them together) "hey Male 2, look over here."
Male 2: (looks) "AWWW DUDE!!!"
Male 1: "THE BRAINS!!!! OMG you are such a FAG!! BEND OVER."
Male 2: (looks) "AWWW DUDE!!!"
Male 1: "THE BRAINS!!!! OMG you are such a FAG!! BEND OVER."
by Jiub June 11, 2006
Get the the brains mug.An alignment of the male genetalia such that the testicles are squeezed against the inside of the scotum, creating the veiny, lumpy appearance of an alien's brain.
May be performed with just the scrotum and testicles, or with the scrotum tucked over the penis and then pulled tight. Sometimes accompanied by shouts of "alien brains" or simply "blaaaah."
Generally used as a sign of disrespect or in an attempt to disgust (sim. moon). As with similar acts, the term "alien brains" can refer to both the act of presenting alien brains, or the rearranged genetalia themselves.
May be performed with just the scrotum and testicles, or with the scrotum tucked over the penis and then pulled tight. Sometimes accompanied by shouts of "alien brains" or simply "blaaaah."
Generally used as a sign of disrespect or in an attempt to disgust (sim. moon). As with similar acts, the term "alien brains" can refer to both the act of presenting alien brains, or the rearranged genetalia themselves.
Knut was being a whiny little wuss, so I alien brainsed him.
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Kristina looked sick, so I showed her some alien brains. She barfed everywhere.
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Kristina looked sick, so I showed her some alien brains. She barfed everywhere.
by Cosmo March 22, 2004
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Get the brainular mug.1.) to ejaculate profusely. "Brains" referring to slang for testicles.
2.) Refers to the slaughterhouse process of removing the animal's brains with compressed air forced into the skull through the hole where the spinal cord enters. The brains are then packed and sent to markets in Korea and China as food. This term appeared in the February 4, 2008, Washington Post article titles, "Inhaling Pig Brains May Be Cause of New Illness."
2.) Refers to the slaughterhouse process of removing the animal's brains with compressed air forced into the skull through the hole where the spinal cord enters. The brains are then packed and sent to markets in Korea and China as food. This term appeared in the February 4, 2008, Washington Post article titles, "Inhaling Pig Brains May Be Cause of New Illness."
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