Broccoli

One who is constantly making people do things they don't want to do.

Billy: "Really officer he made me do it! He's a broccoli!"
Officer: "I see"

by grizzlychicken November 15, 2004

broccoli

drunk and stoned to the point of no return. Signs of someone being broccoli is crawling on their hands and knees trying to get to the nearest bed, or staying close to the floor just trying to breathe. Do not disturb or attempt to talk to someone who is broccoli, just let them go. At this point,sexof any kind is totally out of the question.

I knew we shouldn't have smoked that joint after the bar. Look at Linda now....she is just broccoli!!

by the_trapper August 16, 2006

Broccoli

Referring to the female canibus plant commonly smoked throughout the black population. Also known as marijuana or "weed." White people commonly refer to it as "pot" or "reefer."

Nigga 1: I'm bout to blow my paycheck on some broccoli.
Nigga 2: Can I smoke with you? I got five on it.

by Philly and Jason August 29, 2005

Broccoli Chewer

An angry lesbian who turns to the green vegetable when not getting any.

Lesbian: 'Oh man ive not had any for weeks, somebody pass me the godddamn broccoli!'
Bus passenger: 'Oh lordy we are sat near a broccoli chewer, hide the pussy!'

by royston232 January 29, 2009

broccoli

Slang term for the male genitalia.

Men have the broccoli, women have the potato..together they make a yummy meal.

by TaylorAndelko April 26, 2007

broccoli boi

Deku from My Hero Academia is the cutest lil green haired broccoli. It means he is b r o c c o l i.

My lil broccoli boi Deku and my angry kitty cat Katsuki are the best ship.

by av 🤧 December 18, 2020

Broccoli choo choo

When you don't know how to either answer to a message or simply to tell the other person that you've seen the message. A smiley face ":)" also has to be added in the following message.

Person 1: Hey man, how's it going?
Person 2: Pretty good, my grandma just died.
Person 1: Broccoli choo choo
Person 1: :)

by Wynterise November 4, 2019