jesse bolyard

a slightly large fellow. he tends to waddle slightly when he walks, and drools while giving an extremely vacant stare. see also gay baker

you see that fat kid over there licking the window? that's a jesse bolyard.

by jacks package February 4, 2010

titsmashing the bollywock

Being incredibly excited about something. Figuratively, you are excited in such a manner that you would whip out your penis/boobs and smash them against whatever physical thing it was that you were exited about.

Person A: "Look at this shirt."
Person B: "THAT SHIRT IS AMAZING!" *begins to slap genitals on shirt*
Person A: "I too, am titsmashing the bollywock over this shirt."

by wadecore May 16, 2013

bolly

To be used when disappointed or angry at a situation.

'Bolly, my car won't start'

by JenRichTom June 28, 2005

Bollywood

A massive violation of the Eighth Amendment protection against Cruel and Unusual Punishment.

Oh my dear God, why would any human being be so cruel as to make you watch Bollywood?

BOLLYWOOD? BOLLYWOOD?!?!?! YOU WANT ME TO WATCH THAT TORTUROUS BULLCRAP?!?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYY????!?!?!?!

by SaneAmerican September 16, 2012

pangalactic bottyblaster

D.I.Y Colonic anal douchebags.

"Dude, I can't afford a colonic."
"Dude, get a pangalactic bottyblaster - they're only £4.99."

by Soiled Undergarment August 16, 2003

Bollyhood

1.A reference to being hood in the style of the grandest scale (I.E. A combo of Bollywood and Hood)
2.A reference towards being great or amazing
3.A reference in an R Kelly song, "Get Dirty"

Dude, that chick over there is so Bollyhood

by Not Ben C. January 28, 2008

ghetto bolly

an indian man or woman behaving in the manner of a typical ghetto inhabitant

rajiv was ridiculed by friends and family for wearing his pants to mid-gluteus in true ghetto bolly fashion.

by kevj June 11, 2008