The Zone Sweet 16 Blitz 

A modification of the engage 8 (which is when you like as many things as you can, at least 40 or 50, on a person's facebook wall) only in this version, you and a friend mutually decide to Engage 8 someone on the same day or consecutive days. For best results, do it on a person who has a good sense of humor.

DISCLAIMER: If the person deletes you as a friend, The Yeti Wayne is not responsible.

Bobby: Hey Food Stampz, what should we do today?

Food Stampz: I was thinking of engage 8'ing that cutie Allous2000

Bobby: That's weird! So was I!

FSZ: Well we could both do it
Bobby: yeah we'll do The Zone Sweet 16 Blitz!

The Zone Sweet 16 Blitz by The Yeti Wayne May 13, 2010

Birdie Blitz 

When lots of birds crap all over your car in the same period of time.

I parked under a tree overnight and woke up to a birdie blitz

Birdie Blitz by MadBants September 21, 2011

Pocket Blitz 

When one person in a groups phone rings, and everyone scrambles to his/her pockets for their phone in case it's theirs.

"I was at a party last night with some friends and Caleb's phone rang, and the whole place pocket blitzed."

Pocket Blitz by Krispekreme January 18, 2013

Jack & Blitz situation 

In criminal law, the act of tying a person up to a bunk or bed with the intention to extract information out of the person who is tied up. If caught, can carry many years behind state or federal prison

Jenifer is in behind walls for a Jack & Blitz situation, she tied her boss up one night to a bed and stole his credit card information from him by making him talk

Jack & Blitz situation by Tongue Rust November 1, 2018

Hot blitz 

A hot blitz is when you're tagging a girl from behind, and you "accidentally" slip it in the wrong hole.

Exception is if she realizes what's happening and calls an audible. Then the play is blocked.

"Oh, dang, last night I pulled a hot Blitz on Ashley and to my surprise, she didn't call an audible."

Hot blitz by TheStraight8 June 19, 2020

Buckeye Blitz 

Sudden, rapid and violent defication of small round turds with peanuts embedded inside.

A buckeye blitz may or may not result in anal bleeding causing the toilet water to turn scarlet in color.

I dont want to have a Buckeye Blitz because it makes my ass bleed.

Buckeye Blitz by Rum Rudder August 9, 2021

The Biden Blitz 

While fucking a girl, right before finishing, pull out and jerk off on her. While doing so, yell the following "this is MAGA country" and then never talk to her again.

When you are fucking a girl for a hot minute, and she starts her political bullshit, fuck her one last time, and end it all with The Biden Blitz!!

The Biden Blitz by Big Hodge October 27, 2021