Beavis

When your hair looks so flat and elongated that your basketball coach calls you beavis for how dumb you look

Everybody clap it up for beavis

by Jordplover69 January 12, 2026

Squizz Beavs

Short for squirrel beaver, i e something that is cringe
most commonly used if someone says something that is incredibly awkward.

Guy: i would tap that
Guy 2: thats my mum
Guy: Squizz Beavs, sorry bud

by beaver11111111111 November 20, 2011

Eggus Beatus

The eggus beatus is an act performed on a pregnant woman who is feeling adventurous. The first step, is to mount an egg whisker to a drill. Next, the “beater” must insert the whisker into the vagina activating the drill until the “yoke” of the baby starts so leak out. Another key step is that the “beater” must be wearing highwaters and smoking a dart.

Me: Hey man, heard you got that one girl pregnant, has her boyfriend found out.
Friend: Naw, I gave her the eggus beatus before he realized. All good in the hood.

by Curious4cougars September 25, 2019

Azzek Bervusarem

Ramened Ambers (Azzek Bervusarem) is a disease that mostly occurs in Werdos, that make relics poisonous to them, which causes relics to kill them in one bite.

werdo with azzek bervusarem: *eats relic*

*frickin dies*

by Bordellr November 28, 2019

sam beavis

The adonise to all males, absolute ladies man, you'll lucky to have a man like him

Sam beavis the best and you'll ever be with

by Sam beavis March 26, 2021

Dick Beavis

A stupid fuck, Goofy asshole, or a ridiculously down bad clown, a real slog of a person to be around.

Guy1: Damn! did you see that? Jeff just knocked over Taye and Maya's wedding cake, all over the Ground!
Guy 2: Damn bro must be jealous or sumthin.
Guy1: Yeah dude ass a Dick Beavis fr
Guy2: nah fr fuckin retard smh.

by Yung Jayo R. October 14, 2023

Ginger beavis

When you are going home and find a ginger jonesy looking boy begging for a Mexican lawnmower and when u give him one he will start talking about his ex who looks like a alien if u pass this u may receive some kind of punishment as in taking it off his big brother

I got a aggressive Ginger beavis

by Subby Gen boy November 15, 2025