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Bank Drive-thru Lottery

You enter the Bank Drive-Thru Lottery when you pull up to the drive-thru at the bank, and all the lanes are filled. You have to make the very important decision to choose which lane will get you through faster. Often times, people will sit back several car lengths from the drive thru lanes, waiting for a lane to move. These people need to grow some balls and make a decision to enter the Bank Drive-thru Lottery. The most risk involved with the Bank Drive-thru Lottery is getting stuck behind Bank Drive-thru Asshole.
Lost the Bank Drive-thru Lottery this morning. Got caught behind Bank Drive-thru Asshole, and made it thru an entire CD of songs before my turn in line came up. I also managed to get lung cancer from breathing in Bank Drive-thru Asshole's oil-burning fumes.
by mad genius December 8, 2010
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Bankrumpcy

A person suffering from bankrumpcy has lost their rump. These people exhibit the flattest asses on the planet. People who are bankrumpt are not usually aware of their condition.
"Man....look at that girl Emily trying to twerk. That hoe is bankrumpt!"

"I knew I'd lose all this weight on my juice cleanse but I didn't know it would make me file for bankrumpcy."
by Fancy Shuffler April 17, 2017
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banks county

A school full of fake people that need to get lives. People from banks county need to learn how to get over themselves
You see those people from Banks County over there.
by Meg04 January 23, 2019
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Floor Bank

All the coins you drop out of your pockets etc. while driving your car.
Kapper: "Lets go to the gas station and buy some icecream"

El: "Im out of money! Wait, let me just check my floor bank"
by Esben "EL" GH May 27, 2008
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zombie bank

a zombie bank is a bank that is insolvent, bankrupt, that has no money or future, yet still operates because it hides its bad assets, or toxic assets, from the populace via accounting mischief. a bank that is a corporation that allegedly cannot die because a corporation has a lifetime of infinity. a bank that is of the living dead, and the employees and investors of said failed corporation decide to make money by buying politicians and also through false media campaigns to make everyone believe that they are actually alive and thriving, when they should be buried, rather than being allowed to continue to walk the earth and turn the rest of humanity into zombies, as well
zombie bank - all the top banks of the world. all of them.
by kroovyandcal August 10, 2010
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fuck bank

Repository of energy/concern one uses to give a fuck.
I have no fuck in my fuck bank to give a fuck.
by alvaclark June 19, 2016
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Friggy Bank

Female version of a wank bank, i.e. material retained for later masturbatory purposes.
Holly: “Phwoar, he’s going in the friggy bank!”
by jackanackanory November 8, 2017
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