Where do babies come from?

A child's way of questioning their parents in a semi-awkward way about things that only the child wants to talk about.

Kid: Mom where do babies come from?

Mom: Well, you see when two people love each other very much...

Kid: *smiles* Go on, Mommy.

by ☆♡Ally♡☆ April 22, 2018

drain babies

Semen ejaculated while in the shower.

I was in the shower and shot a load of drain babies that would've made Jenna Jameson gag.

by Mr. Violence May 31, 2004

barbie

The reason for little girls hating the way they look

"Mommy, Why can't I look like Barbie?"

by Dumby August 4, 2007

swallow babies

When a women or man swallows the cum jizz nut from a mans penis.

Get on ya knees and swallow babies.

by Nay8804 December 21, 2008

Caribou Barbie

Sarah Palin, Mooselini, Republican VP Candidate

Caribou Barbie is the lipstick, not the pig.

by Bigsnowdog October 29, 2008

shower babies

Jerking off in the shower

I made shower babies the other day when my girlfriend was out of town

by Jesse October 29, 2003

Bargain Bin Babies

Black, Asian or retarded children adopted by white parents in the attempt to look charitable but really because the relevant authorities have deemed them incompetent. Either that or because they are too cheap. abr. Bargain bins

What is up with Angelina Jolie? Getting all those bargain bin babies?

by bcp23 December 17, 2008