dollar menu baller

One who is capable of buying you all you want from the dollar menu.

Baby you can have everything you want from this side of the menu, I got it like that on dollar menu baller status.

by Joe the garza May 1, 2015

Baller Stat

The status Urban Dictionary editors get once they make 300 decisions. Relateable to epic victory.

Jason spent his whole weekend making difficult decisions on urban dictionary, but it so payed off when he earned Baller Stat!

by Hershey400 May 17, 2009

e baller

E-Baller: a self-hating, negative, insecure, creepy, friend-lacking, person that grows “balls” on the internet that they do not have in real life in order to spend their sad life posting hateful comments about others to feel some level of importance.
lovebscott.com

dude, if i wasnt on the other side of the country and not sitting on my fat ass in my moms basement drinking orange soda, i would kick your ass! because im a total e baller.

by B.Scott January 11, 2008

baller ass

Having surpassed "cool" or "tight". It's the drunk dude who nails two sober chicks at the same party; the song that makes you want to spin kick a punk ass; or a dunk where the dude first gets a face full of sweaty nuts and then a second later a basketball is bounced off of his dome

Guy 1: Yo, wasn't the song "Back to Back" by Wolf Gang pretty good?

Guy 2: Pretty good? Bro'heem, that track was baller ass!
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Guy 1: Maaaan, Ray Ray's carrying the team AGAIN tonight… 21 points in the first quarter alone.

Guy 2: That dude's straight baller ass.

by Jooster the Rooster January 1, 2014

roll baller

To present oneself extravagantly. Rolling baller usually involves an ostentatious display of wealth, but it also implies a certain attitude of not-giving-a-fuck-ness.

I thought we were keeping it pretty real, until Eli Manning showed up in a Bentley filled with hot women and champagne. That guy can roll baller, man.

by maxkeepsitreal1 March 10, 2008

ballerado

Being a balla from colorado.

yeah im cool and from colorado. I guess you could say im a ballerado.

by coolbn August 6, 2007

ballmer

(verb) to loudly say what you wish were true, in the vain hope of convincing other people despite all evidence to the contrary.

(noun) a nonsensical or counterfactual statement uttered with an air of desperation.

(verb) 'That cute chick I met yesterday is totally going to sleep with me', ballmered Josh. 'She has the hots for me so bad.'

(noun) He didn't offer any actual facts. He just trotted out a few of the usual ballmers.

by eat more chicken March 20, 2009