Blue Balls

Like being left on read. But with your dick.

Brenden had blue balls when he mom didn't let him cum.

by Atdc19999 August 28, 2017

I shaved my balls for this?

A term used to express disdain for any unfortunate incident, especially after too much hype or excessive promotion.

After losing $200.00 at the black jack table Eugene proclaimed "I shaved my balls for this?"

by Myfartssmelllikepoop July 13, 2012

Balls

balls

Can I put my balls in your jaws? (Your jaws)
Balls in your jaws
Can I? (Can I?)
Can I? (Can I?)
Can I put my balls in your jaws? (Your jaws)
Balls in your jaws
Can I? (Can I?)
Can I? (Can I?)

by Cumintha May 3, 2022

Jingle Balls

My testicles on the holidays. Typically substituted for "jingle bells" when trying to come up with new Christmas songs.

"Jingle Balls, I slip and Fall, While Shopping at the Mall" ..... bad example, but it sounds way the hell better than the lousy original song that your teachers made you sing in the school Christmas recital.

by classyguy271 December 23, 2010

balls deep

To fuck someone the full length of your penis until you hit with your balls

I was balls deep in sarah last night

by the master of the universe May 23, 2015

Ballsacktallywack

Part of speech: verb/noun/adjective

Past tense: Ballsacktallywacked

Etymology: The English word: ballsack, and the São Tomé and Príncipe of Africa word: tallywack

Definitions:
1. Something to yell when you don't know what else to yell, but feel a strange need to yell something.
2. A word that describes the motion of a long piece of rubber, actually wacking a man in the place where no man wants to be wacked (the testicles... ouch!)
3. Like "awkward turtle" something to break the ice during an awkward situation.

A word to the wise - in 93% of the situations one would use the term ballsacktallywack at the end of a sentence, it is followed by an exclamation point.

1. "Ballsacktallywack!!!!!! Woah, that was strange."
2. "my wife ballsacktallywacked me last night, all just because i got home past midnight..."
3. "Dude, I'm gay."
silence...
"Ballsacktallywack!"

by Stevo-K January 3, 2009

chest balls

boobies

Suck my chest balls.

by ibwt July 27, 2010