Battin 500

Bouncing between hitting rock bottom and exceeding expectations.

Getting an A on one test then bombing the next. bouncing between A's and F's in college resulting in averaging a low C, 70-73% is batting 500. "I Passed my first test but failed this one... BATTIN 500!! ;("

by LeDonde December 3, 2014

Lazy Button

The act of using the handy capped button when entering a building to open the door instead of using ones own arms. Mostly used when feeling hungover or extremely lazy

Nick: Use the lazy button so we can enter the building.

Jake: Can do, why would we use the arms god gave us when we can just push a button.

by XxmusicmanxX September 6, 2009

meat-baton

(n.) A proper substitute for referring to one's penis; in the context of it being a bludgeoning weapon.

"Peter, what do you love most about being a man?"

"To be honest John, I just love being able to commit acts of police brutality with my meat-baton! In fact last night I made my wife realize good and well that not having dinner ready is a felony in my house! Haha!"

by Krak and Smak May 18, 2010

Red Button Effect

The ubearable attraction to a dangerous/alluring object or situation. Very close to a drug addiction.

Applies to: sex, cliff-jumping, large red buttons that say "Do Not Push", hot girls bent over searching though their bags, stealing, etc.

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

Rob saw a shiny, red Ferarri with its door open and keys in the lock. I could see him shaking and knew he was having trouble resisting the Red Button Effect.

by ArkWielder August 14, 2011

nos button

When you push your thumb in her ass during doggy style!

I guarantee you will make her cum in half the time if you push the nos button!

by The Golden Greek May 28, 2016

Chromecast button

The button that you accedently click or tap when watching a video you do not want others to know you're watching it.

Guy on laptop: *accedentlu clicks the chromecast button* NOMONOOONOOOOO

His mom: SON ARE YOU WATCHING PORN?!

by TheGamer675 January 21, 2018

clara barton

To take a massive explosive poop at the end of a big day of non stop eating. Named after having to stop at the last stop of the new Jersey turnpike (actually named the Clara barton rest stop) to take a massive violent crap.

After eating all of that fast food, I really have to Clara barton before we go!

by Bowl Nidre February 27, 2018