barnicle cleaner

After having unprotected sex with a girl and you bust in her afterward you proceed to go down on her and attempt to suck the jizz from her box thus "cleaning her barnicle"

"Last night I had no rubbers but my girl said it was all good as long as I pull out i totally forgot so I had to give her a Barnicle Cleaner; it sucked my lips are still salty"

by MARCO THE MAGNIFICO August 23, 2006

Shit Barnacles

Dabs, blobs or streaks of leftover shit stuck to the inside of the toilet bowl. Can be challenging to remove. Often immune to direct urination. Un-effected by harsh chemicals. Sometimes remaining in the bowl until the cleaning person comes.

Damn, someone flushed too soon and left shit barnacles!

by Mike Mermel July 11, 2014

beaver barnacles

Infected scabby sores found on a bitches beaver one might expect to find a pearl in.

She looked good but when she pulled her pants down, she had beaver barnacles.

by Suka may korncob December 7, 2020

Barnicle Cleaner

After a member of the "Dirty Sailor" sailing crew has lowered his sweaty members into "Bukkake Resevoir" in order to "Drop Anchor" - the man-glazed testicles will be served up to the eager whale for thorough cleansing.

Captain MikeC raised the coated anchor towards the awaiting hungry mouth of Rikki Lake for a full dose of the "Barnicle Cleaner".

by Mike - Mike - Ryan January 3, 2006

cock barnicle

The open sores on the penis. Used as a derogatory reference.

You bloody fucking cock barnicle.

by Ganga July 3, 2005

Lil barnicle

A gay (homosexual) rapper who talks about his Weiner hole. He fingers his asshole to pictures of despacito. He watches porn and blows dick like a bassed horn.

Lil barnicle-means a gay rapper

by Hsjsjsjs December 8, 2018

Trouser Barnacles

Testicles, Balls, Nards, Nuts

Damn yo! Brent kicked me right in the trouser barnacles, now I can barely walk.

by Borris Beck February 20, 2015