band aid

Noun. A cosmetic accessory usually worn on a visible limb. It is often confused for medical paraphernalia though it has no medicinal value: anything that can be fixed with a Band Aid wasn't broken to begin with.

"Ow! I really hurt myself!"

"Here's a Band Aid."

"Thanks, now I'm better."

by SkippyD1 February 9, 2008

Bandwidth Fasting

This is something done by those connecting to the internet on a network which limits one's daily bandwidth usage. It is the practice of not using one's internet connection for a given day until shortly before the daily bandwidth cap reset time, at which point one would start a data transmission and allow it to continue into the next day. This is done in order to complete a data transmission that would normally breach one's daily limit. By running said transmission across two days, one can harness the the combined bandwidth cap of both days.

Eric wanted do download a 4GB game demo, but his university only allowed him 3GB of bandwidth a day. So he started bandwidth fasting this morning. That way he can start the download just before midnight and let it continue past midnight, into early tomorrow morning. He'll use all of his 3GB allotment for today, and 1GB of his 3GB allotment for tomorrow.

by Nizobe September 4, 2009

BandAIDs

When you catch a fatal STD from a musician.

"Tommy Lee gave me bandAIDs for my birthday."

by TheTorr September 26, 2011

Mexican Band-aid

A kotex or feminine napkin. Derived from the words Mexican-as in "south", and band aid-as in "soaks up blood".

"Damn I started my monthly, you have a Mexican Band-aid on you?"

by shamalamadingdongyo March 18, 2010

Bandaidong

When a male shaves his pubic hair and the razor cuts any area on or around his genitalia. Bandaidong results from the bandaid applied to the injured area.

Bro, i was shavin' my pubes yesterday and i sneezed. I got such bad bandaidong.

by TheMaxident February 12, 2014

Bandwidth Orgy

The mad rush to consume remaining bandwidth on a capped internet connection the last day of the month.

After Bandwidth Fasting for thirty days, Steve went on a Youtube, Torrent, and Steam game Bandwidth Orgy on the 31st.

by JakeRocket November 23, 2013

french band-aid

Prior to engaging in sexual activity, heat hot wax and have ready a supply of wax paper. Blind fold your partner and start to spread the hot wax across the ass cheeks and lower back. Start to have sex in the "doggy position" and apply the wax paper. Before finishing tear the paper off and run!

I have given french band-aid's in the past but this was like no other.

by mystikalforkporker June 27, 2010